Iconish Websites - The Official Ninja Homepage

I'm back with my fourth edition of ICONISH WEBSITES. If you're new to the column, my purpose is to bring you the funniest, most outrageous, most insane, most low-budget...ICONISH WEBSITES!!!

Do you ever wonder who those guys are that walk around all day with swords and in odd karate outfits with their faces covered? I was completely clueless to the fact that they were "ass-kicking ninjas." But after GYEAH's the Rooster showed me this recent website (The Official Ninja Webpage), I've been enlightened.

This Ninja site could quite possibly be the funniest website since Justmeat.com, don't believe me? Check out some quotes I pulled from this ninja goodness:

"I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!"

"While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed."

"What makes a good ninja sighting is total sweetness. A hot sighting is a picture of a ninja REALLY flipping out: surfing on a school bus, flipping over a Thanksgiving dinner table while a family screams, or simply eating a cat."

"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants."

-I know you want to check out the site so bad that you want to crap your pants, so here's the link already, enjoy:

The Official Ninja Webpage

*If you know of any ICONISH WEBSITES that you think would be perfect for this column, email Goc the url. Thanks and Enjoy.

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