Movie Marks, Issue #1

Welcome to the newest GYEAH.com column..MOVIE MARKS! First off, I think we should explain what exactly a "movie mark" is. Well obviously you all know what a movie is, but some that are new to GYEAH.com might be curious about the term "mark." Well I'll bring you up to speed: a mark comes from the world of prowrestling. It refers to anyone who believes the action is real and cheers as if it had some impact on the outcome. Well the term mark evolved from there into meaning someone who just has love for a certain something. If someone loves Metal Gear Solid, they're a Metal Gear Solid Mark, well we're Movie Marks. Get it? I freaken hope so.

Well enough with that, let's get back to the column itself. Movie Marks is here to update you on all the happenings in the world of celluloid and will be written twice a month. The writing responsibilities will alternate between myself and GYEAH movie reviewing stud, Vigilante. Our goal is to talk about what we love to talk about...movies. Anything relating to them will be discussed by myself and Vigi. But tonite, I'm the man with the stick, so grab the popcorn, recline, and enjoy...

Recent News/Gossip....

-Will the strike go down? Personally I don't see it happening, there's just too much money to be made. But there was one around ten years ago, but that was sorta before my time. I'd put my money on no, as too many people would be out of work. Hollywood already looks overpaid, a strike won't help that image.

-As many of you know, there is already a Mummy Returns prequel planned starring The Rock as The Scorpion King. Early looks at the script unimpressed critics. Unless Rock is wise-cracking, I don't see any reason for him to star in his own action movie.

-Apparently Mike Myers little "joke" at the Oscars has pissed off those that were honored greatly. He not only dissed them, but their entire profession. For those that are unaware Myers poked fun at the Best Sound and Best Sound Editing categories. The sound people were so pissed they demanded an apology from the Academy...and they got it. Personally I thought the joke was hilarious, but they have a gold little man and me and Mike Myers may never have one. Unless he cancels Austin Powers 3 for more roles like Studio 51...

Don't Miss this Movie in the Theaters....

WATCH	BLOW
	Why? - The next Goodfellas? Not quite, but anything similar to Martin Scorsese's epic = well worth it. The theater rocking soundtrack is not to be missed too. And who doesn't enjoy seeing Pee Wee Herman in a serious movie? I know I mark out. Rating:1/2 out of 4
ME!!!!!	Release Info: In Theaters Now!

Avoid this Movie At All Costs...

FEAR	Cruel Intentions 2
	Why? - Where do I start? This movie has the same dialogue and characters from the first one, only this time...NO ONE CAN ACT! I never thought I'd say it, but I wish Ryan Philleppe was in this movie....and I hate that bastard! Nuff said. Rating: 0! out of 4
ME!!!!!	Release Info: On DVD Now!

Predictions...

-Despite the horrid box office showings of recent comedies like Say It Isn't So and Just Visiting, I really think Joe Dirt is going to do good at the box office. It's not going to be a 100 million dollar picture by any stretch of the imagination, but I think around 40+ million isn't out of the question.

-Memento will continue to dodge all theaters in the lowly state of Iowa, and I will get more and more enraged. :).

Upcoming Movie Spoiler...

-We have some news (from CHUD.com) about the upcoming Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. If you don't want to view the spoiler info, worry not. I've written it in black text. But if you want to see it, just highlight the following: Well, rumors have it that the movie will be about Bluntman & Chronic being made into a movie (that's the comic book based on Jay & Silent Bob from Chasing Amy). Well apparently the movie within the movie is set to star Jason Biggs & Mr. Dawson Creek himself. Comedy, huh? Rumors say that the movie will chronicle Jay & Silent Bob as they try to sabotage/attend the premiere of the movie. CHUD.com also says: Almost every scene in this movie references another movie in some way. There's even an ET scene - Jay and Bob are being chased by studio security guards. They have a monkey with them (Suzanne, from the end of Mallrats?). The two come upon a bike, put the monkey in the basket, throw a blanket over her, and fly off. I'm marking out already.

10 Movies I WANT TO SEE NOW!!!!

1.	Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back	Kevin Smith, Chris Rock, Ben Affleck...need I say more? And the plot points that have been leaked to the 'net sound like pure classic.
2.	Memento	If this movie ever makes it to my area, I'll be camping outside of the theater. Iowa blows!
3.	Tomb Raider	Finally, we get a new Indiana Jones type-flick, but this time with Angelina Jolie. Every little pervert is marking out.
4.	Joe Dirt	I'm sorry, but David Spade is one funny bastard. I'm betting this will be the most underrated comedy since Deuce Bigelow.
5.	Planet of the Apes	Tim Burton's take on the classic Apes is definitely a must see. I hope to god this does the business I think it will warrant.
6.	Freddy Got Fingered	My hopes for this movie have gone done as of late. The trailers look more and more stupid every one I see. But Tom Green is always funny, and I don't see him disappointing in his first starring vehicle.
7.	Mummy Returns	I wasn't a huge fan of the original, but with Oded Fehr and The Rock added to the cast, I can't wait to see this one. If only Brendan Fraser wasn't in it...Damn.
8.	Driven	Say what you will about Stallone, I talk my share of junk too. But this movie looks like it will bring tons of intensity and will rock the big screen. Bad timing with the Earnhardt crash though.
9.	Panic	William H. Macy & Neve Campbell in a movie that's compared to American Beauty..sign me up!
10.	A.I.	Spielberg doing Kubrick's last project...god-like.

Recent Trailers...

A.I. - Click Here to View - Wow is all I can say. Sure this trailer is pretty vague, but to those that were clueless about the movie..this gives you the basic plot: man's attempt to create a robot child. This movie will solidify the fact that Hailey Joel Osment is the biggest icon under 5 feet. I only wish Kubrick was around so he could give this movie the flava it deserves. I doubt Spielberg plans on disappointing though. Rating: out of 4

John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars - Click Here to View - Once again, I'm freaken sold! I know people will say Ice Cube can't act and Natasha Henstridge is just around for her good looks, but Carpenter has skills and this movie is going to put him back into the title of "master of horror." Even if the movie sucks...it has one hell of a trailer. Rating: out of 4

Superman 2001 - Click Here to View - I'm sorry, but I can't get hyped for this re-release of Superman: The Movie. I loved all these movies when I was a kid, but for the life of me I can't get excited just to see a few extra scenes. This should be just on DVD. Rating: out of 4

TOP 10 Most Powerful Movies NOW!

(based on recent awards, box office, rentals, etc.)

1.	Gladiator	It dominated the Oscars and no one will soon forget this epic. It's got the most powerful subject matter, and is the most powerful film at the moment.
2.	Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon	This movie is still doing Top 10 business after all these weeks and everyone is waiting with baited breath for the DVD.
3.	Spy Kids	A kiddie film that is half way straight? It looks that way folks. I haven't had a chance to see this one yet, but obviously alot of people have as it's got a choke hold on the box office.
4.	Erin Brockovich	Julia Roberts Oscar speech will not be forgotten and women power movies are going to be on the rise because of it. Don't think this is powerful? Look at the TV rip-off Kate Brasher. Nuff said.
5.	Charlie's Angels	The Angels kicked some ass at the box office, and now that it's available for rent, the ass kicking continues. Girl Power, err something like that.
6.	Blow	I think this flick is going to have box office staying power for quite a while. I could be wrong though. The big advertising campaign couldn't even snag it a first place debut. Wait, what was my point again?
7.	Along Came a Spider	This one looks like it won't quite live up to expectations, but with out any other action/dramas for a few weeks, it should maintain its presence.
8.	Josie & The Pussycats	I piss all over this flick, but its going to have an impact, there's just too much invested in it for it to fail. The MTV crowd will eat it up. Wait, I'm sort of the MTV crowd. What the hell?
9.	Traffic	Soderbergh won his Oscar for Traffic and it made him the hottest director in the game today. And thanks to that, Traffic is still getting business, and will tear up when it gets released on DVD.
10.	Kingdom Come	This movie is going to surprise alot of bastards at the box office. There are just too many names in it. The only other African-American dominated cast out there is The Brothers and look at the business it did. Expect even better.

Must See Movie that's Filming Now...

Ocean's Eleven - Steven (I'm the whole f'n show) Soderbergh is a busy bastard. The director of Traffic & Erin Brockobeotch is already filming another flick. This one is titled Ocean's Eleven and apparently is a remake of an old Rat Pack film of the same name. The movie stars George Clooney as Danny Ocean who is looking to knock off some major casinos with the help of a cast of associates. The cast is amazing to say the least, it includes: Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, etc. etc. At this point I'm not sure which of these actors is playing what other roles, but I'm sure of one thing...this movie is going to make a mint. Roberts + Clooney + Pitt = pure flava. I wait with baited breath...you should too.

Where the hell is this DVD?...

The Family Guy

Why?: Do you really need to ask? This has to be the most hilarious cartoon since the Simpsons. Anyone who has seen that it will remember that evil little baby. A DVD with ten or so episodes would be worth it's weight in gold. I'd give my first born for it.

What We Would Greenlight...

Don't Believe the Hype

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What the hell, you're thinking? Well this one is a little biased. I want to see the screenplay written by myself, Vigilante (much funnier than me), and Skizzow (also much funnier). If you'd like to read it, check out the creativity section. Here's a brief synopsis: -"Don't Believe the Hype" is a story about a teen named Josh, who falls in to the media spotlight for saving a famous "pop star". He hates his name being associated in the same sentence as this star, and starts doing all he can to rid himself of this cursed hype.- Admit it, it sounds cool. Besides, when's the last time we got a teenage comedy that was actually cynical and funny at the same time?

Starring: Devon Sawa (Josh), Ethan Suplee (Shooks), Terrence Tatum (Robert), Edward Furlong (Pop Star).

Director: Mike Mitchell (from Deuce Bigelow)

Budget: $20 Million

Predicted Gross: $50 Million

Well that's all for Issue #1 of Movie Marks, I hope you enjoyed my take on these films, and if you have any comments/ feedback/ questions/ arguments please email 'em to movies@gyeah.com. Next issue, Vigilante will be the man spouting the knowledge, you've been warned...

-Now that you've read something, he's written. Wouldn't you like to find out more about Goc? Here You Go.