People We'd Like To Shag -
Alicia Keys
- Vigilante's column highlights those dream women that he (and most likely
all of you) would love to have a few naked minutes with. Alicia Keys is the "IT"
girl right now, and it's for more than her singing talents.
People We'd Like To Shag - Anna Faris
- While sitting through
the complete and udder horse shit that was "Scary Movie 2", I noticed something
that I failed to see during my time with the original "Scary Movie". The lead of
"Scary Movie 2", Anna Faris, is quite a cute young woman.
People We'd
Like To Shag - Mya
- Whenever someone mentions the name
'Mya', Vigilante here breaks out
into a cold sweat and begins losing control of several bodily functions. If you have to
ask why, then you are one of the biggest dumbasses on the face of God's green Earth.
People We'd
Like To Shag - Natalie Portman
- She probably doesn't know it, but Natalie Portman is the one female on this
planet that will cause Vigilante to become a very unfaithful bastard. It's just that I am
no longer responsible for myself in the presence of the stunningly beautiful woman known
as Natalie Portman.
People We'd Like To
Shag - Paul Walker
- Angel takes over the reigns of this column, as she steps up to the plate to
talk about who she fantasizes about in the late hours. After reading this, you can tell
that she and Vigilante are a match made in heaven. |