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This newest GYEAH.com
column is here to give love to those wonderful women and men that twinkle and twirl around
in your dreams late at night. You know the people you talk to your pals about, discussing
all the dirty things you would do to them. Yeah, those are the ones. We don't mean any
disrespect to these people, we just wanna jump their bones.

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People
We'd Like To Shag
-Paul Walker-
A Column by
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I've never been a big fan of blondes....blonde men that is. So it
came to no surprise that I completely ignored the fact that Paul Walker was in the movie
"She's All That". When I went back and watched it I realized why I didn't pay
him any attention. 1) He was an obnoxious little shit and 2) the movie itself was pure
gayness. Don't get me wrong I love romance stories..but I much prefer movies like
"Blade" and "From Dusk Till Dawn". The next time I saw Paul was in
"Varsity Blues"...good movie but his role made me feel to sorry to for him. His
supporting actors(Scott Caan to be specific) stole my attention from him when he went
parading around nude. It's kinda hard to think about a poor kid with a messed leg when all
that booty is bouncing in your face.You can't dream about doing a guy with a messed up leg
and back but you can and do about dream about a nice ass.
Then came the movie "Skulls". Once again he was completely ignored because he
was still an obnoxious little shit only this time he was spoiled too. The fact that Joshua
Jackson was in the movie didn't help him any either. So here I am thinking okay another
dumb blonde stuck doing stupid teen flicks when he has soooo much potential.
And then it happened...I saw him in "The Fast And The Furious." OH MY GOD!!!! I
originally went to see Vin Diesel but seeing Paul all greased up with the wife beater on
and driving that sweet ass car(which I will make Vigilante buy me when gets rich :-) ) was
pure wetness. I know the people next to me and in front of me were thinking "Where
did all this wet stuff come from?..My feet are covered in it." I was so freakin
happy that he had finally gotten out of those stupid teen flicks and became a real man
that I nearly lost mind. From then on out I made sure I knew what movies he'd be in and
too make a note to see them. His latest movie "Joy Ride" proved to be another
hit for him..especially with ladies. For those of you women who haven't seen it...WHAT THE
FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? The man shows his pretty tight ass and on the dvd he'll show
you the front. I don't know about you but I'd be happy to see that and more of this
young talented actor. You can be sure that Paul Walker's name will be heard for years to
come and that you'll be seeing a lot more of him which I don't mind at all.
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Vital Stats
Full Name: Paul Walker
Birthdate: September 12th, 1973
Age: 28
Born in: Glendale, California
Shag Factor: 90%
Filmography
Joy Ride (2001) .... Lewis
Fast and The Furious (2001) ....
Brian
Skulls, The (2000) .... Caleb
Mandrake
Squelch (2000) .... Lewis
Brokedown Palace (1999) .... Jason
She's All That (1999) .... Dean
Sampson
Varsity Blues (1999) .... Lance
Harbor
Pleasantville (1998) .... Skip
Martin
Meet the Deedles (1998) .... Phil
Deedle
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) ....
Michael
"Young and the Restless,
The" (1973) TV Series .... Brandon Collins (1993)
Programmed to Kill (1987) ....
Jason
"Throb" (1986) TV Series
.... Jeremy Beatty (1986-1987)
Monster in the Closet (1986) ....
'Professor' Bennett
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