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This newest GYEAH.com
column is here to give love to those wonderul women and men that twinkle and twirl around
in your dreams late at night. You know the people you talk to your pals about, discussing
all the dirty things you would do to them. Yeah, those are the ones. We don't mean any
disrespect to these people, we just wanna jump their bones.

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People
We'd Like To Shag
-Mya-
A Column by
Vigilante |
Whenever someone mentions the name 'Mya', Vigilante here breaks out
into a cold sweat and begins losing control of several bodily functions. If you have to
ask why, then you are one of the biggest dumbasses on the face of God's green Earth.
Born Mya Marie Harrison, the 23 year old
singer/dancer simply goes by the name Mya. She is the kind of girl that sits in the back
of the classroom, having her extreme shyness completely hide her away from everyone. Of
course, thats the everday Mya. The cute shy girl that has a good head on her shoulders,
and would be a definate canidate to take home to mother. Of course, when it comes time to
perform. Mya is a completely different person. She's ready to let loose, and do what she
feels she was put here to do..perform. What Mya doesn't know is that she was sent here for
another purpose as well. To revert Vigilante to his drooling inchorent ways of childhood
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Vital Stats
Full Name: Mya Marie
Harrison
Birthdate: Oct. 10th, 1979
Age: 23
Born in: Washington,D.C
Shag Factor: 98%
Discography
Fear Of Flying
(2000) - Mya
Mya (1998) - Mya
Where The Dream
Takes You? (2001) - Atlantis Soundtrack
Lady Marmalade
(2001) - Moulin Rouge Soundtrack
Girls Dem Sugar
(2000) - Art & Life (Beenie Man)
Free (2000) -
Bait Soundtrack
Why Should I Believe You? (1999) - Life Soundtrack
Best of Me Part 2
(1999) - DJ Clue Backstage Mixtape
Take Me There (1998)- Rugrats Soundtrack
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