Survivor is Crack: Episode 1 : Preshow
- Don't go into the
opening show not knowning a damn thing. Ready up Goc's intro article and act like you know
something later. Spout pointless knowledge, obviously Goc's already doing that.Survivor is Crack: Episode 2 :
Preshow
- Well, the first week of Survivor 3 was hardly as addictive as I hyped it up
to be. We caught nothing more than the revelation of a racist and the obvious dismissal of
trailerpark-ready Diane. That doesn't mean you shouldn't watch next week though, and if
you're going to, you damn well better read Goc's Episode 2 Preshow.
Survivor is Crack: Episode 3
: Preshow
- The first week of Survivor left many of us wondering how we got addicted to
this show, but the second week oozed flava. There was a surprise ousting and lots and lots
of cow's blood.
Survivor is Crack: Episode 4
: Preshow
- Doesn't everyone know that if you light elephant dung on fire that
it keeps insects away?!? I knew I did, cause I've been lighting Shooks farts for years and
I've noticed that he never has bug bites. Pointless knowledge like that became the
deciding factor in Episode 3 of everyone's favorite addiction, Survivor. Check out our
recap and preview for this Thursday's episode.
Survivor is Crack: Episode 5
: Preshow
- Last week's Episode of Survivor was pretty damn uneventful as Linda was
booted, which was expected by all. This week's show claims to shake everything up though,
and damnit you better watch! Will the tribes be broken up? Will they be mixed together? I
guess we'll find out soon enough.
Survivor is Crack: Episode 6
: Preshow
- Last week's episode of Survivor flipped everything upside down, by sending
three members of each tribe to the other. All the major alliances were broken up, and the
one-time favorite Silas is now sitting at home playing with himself. It was nothing more
than a ratings ploy, but it did serve to spice up a show that was looking pretty
predictable.
Survivor is Crack: Episode 7
: Preshow
- On last week's show we saw the end of the young alliance, that formerly
consisted of Brandon, Silas, Kim, and Lindsey. Just two weeks ago they looked like they
were about to be a million dollars richer, but now only two remain. Ethan has catapulted
himself into the favorite position, but that might not necessarily be a good thing, just
ask Silas. Can he use his sway and enter the merger on his terms, or will he become the
next target? |
