Things That Piss Vigilante Off #1 - Rappers
- Why do whack rappers
still rap? Hunh? Honestly, why do you stupid ass American purchase whack shit like No
Limit, Cash Money, or the epitome of all whackness Nelly. Men who rap about the same damn
thing 24/7 or sing their rhymes with the same annoying as sound that all his ish sounds
the same, but none of it really means anything. Things That Piss Vigilante Off #2 - Laker's Drama
- Shaq is one of the
biggest and most feared men in the NBA today. Unfortunately, his big frame doesn’t
cover up his extremely un-mature behavior. Kobe has proven himself to be one of the
league’s best players this year. Unfortunately, his enormous ass ego can’t see
that he’s tearing the L.A Lakers apart. What do I say to these two "men"?
GROW THE F*** UP!!!
Things That Piss
Vigilante Off #3 - "Reality" Shows
- According to Webster's
Dictionary,reality is defined as 1 : the quality or state of being real 2
a (1) : a real event, entity, or state of affairs <his dream became a reality>
(2) : the totality of real things and events <trying toescape from reality>
b : something that is neither derivative nor dependent but exists
necessarily Heh, the "state of being real"? Really, then why are these reality
shows called just that. There is nothing real about them.
Things That Piss
Vigilante Off #4 - Buckley's
- Have you ever wondered
what open ass, bleach, and nitrate would taste like if mixed into a drink? Neither have I,
but unfortunately I have tasted that mixture in the form of a medicine hailing from Canada
(isn't it always their fault? :-)). No, the medicine isn't actually made of those things,
but it sure as hell tastes like it. The name of this potent liquid...Buckley's. And after
one tasting, the way you view other medicines will never be the same.
Things That
Piss Vigilante Off #5 - Handicap Parking Spaces
- Throughout your day, many things can piss you off....work, roomates,
school, lack of sleep, etc. etc. Well rather than just put up with them like a punk,
Vigilante chooses to rant about them. Check out why he has a problem with Handicap Parking
Spaces...
Things That Piss
Vigilante Off #6 - Wrong Numbers
- Are you ever in the
middle of a nice warm bubble bath, when suddenly the phone in the next room over starts
ringing? You’re the only person home, and you’re expecting a very important
phone call from a friend so you have to answer it. So, you hop out of the tub...body
dripping with bubbles and water. You pick up the phone risking the chance of being shocked
to death with the water seeping into the phone. You say, "Hello". Only to find
out that the person on the other line is looking for, "Ryan"…and that
isn’t you!!!!
Things That
Piss Vigilante Off #7 - Male Strip Clubs
- Got a PS2, but no
games? Do you have a broken down car? Are you just plain broke? Well, I was thinking,
horny ass males will throw cash at the ugliest female to simply remove her triple D
breasts from their harness. Why can’t men have it so easy?
Things That
Piss Vigilante Off #8 - Working At a Theater
- You know, during every
summer period...young people (like myself) flock to the usual spots to get a summer job.
You know the usual spot...fast food restaurants, electronics store, clothing retail, or
the movie theater. Folks, Vigilante here has been working at a movie theater for the last
two summers. If anything pisses Vigilante off the most, its the dumb f*cks that you
encounter in the cineplex.
Things That
Piss Vigilante Off #9 - Xbox Cocksuckers
- "Things That Piss Vigilante Off," is one of our most frequently
updated columns and is often the most controversial. But no topic is sure to divide the
masses as quickly as Microsoft's upcoming console, Xbox. Some people love it already,
other's...don't. Guess what side Vigilante is on.
Things That Piss
Vigilante Off #10 - Hoes
- The track titled
'Hoes' on Ludacris's new album got gyeah.com's Vigilante here thinking. It got me
thinking about a young lady that caused me, and still causes me, to become very pissed.
So, to keep my fellow Gyeah.com'ers life free from the troubles of hoes...I have
listed different types of hoes that you must be on the lookout for.
Things That Piss
Vigilante Off #11 - Mariah Carey
- Tuesday marks the
release of "Glitter," the soundtrack for the Mariah Carey movie of the same
name. This day should make some pop music fans happy, but as you can tell by this article,
not everyone is a fan of MC, the super hoe.
Things That Piss
Vigilante Off #12 - Fred Durst
- I used to enjoy
bumping the sounds of Limp Bizkit in my radio. There music helped fueld my touchy anger
streak, and gave me new anthems to my daily activities. I was a L. Bizkit fan, and was
willing to defend them from their naysayers at a moments notice. That was until the other
day.
Things That Piss
Vigilante Off #13 - Cellphones
- It's been awhile since
Vigilante has gotten to release some things off his chest. The good thing about that is,
there is a lot of ish that has managed to piss me off. The most prominent of these things
is the unfortunate creation of the cellphone.
Things That Piss
Vigilante Off #14 - Solicitors
- You know those pesky
handbills you get in your mail that show you some new and hip creation, or those
telemarketers that call you and try to sell you something over the phone. Or those surveys
that ask you the same question five different ways. GOD DAMNIT....to hell with
solicitors...they are one of the most demonic beings on this earth.
Things That Piss
Vigilante Off #15 - Videogame Marks
- One of the mainstays
in the videogame industry has walked the plank, and two relative newcomers have taken the
community by storm. Unfortunately, even with those changing times. There are still those
freaken cocks that think their system can do no wrong. Those freaken videogame marks. This
column addresses those bastards! |
