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Things
That Piss Vigilante Off!
-Mariah Carey-
A Column by
Vigilante |
Anyone that knows me, knows the love that
I once had for the talented Mariah Carey. I mean I practically worshiped this woman. She
had a voice of gold, and a personality and flair that was unmatched by many. She was the
woman Vigilante here wanted in his life. That was, of course, until recently. Mariah Carey
has gone from the one time talented musical princess, to a untalented hooker who is
getting by on what she used to be. Vigilante is completely and totally turned off by
today's Mariah Carey, as she has completely let herself go physically. But worst of all,
the thing that caught my eye of her in the first place, has gone straight to hell. No
longer is Mariah's music heart felt, and meanigful. No, today's Mariah has a ish load of
artists on it to hide the fact that her voice is nothing more than a shadow of its former
self. Vigilante here is pissed off by this mishap, and has decided to map out the career
of Mariah to find out where exactly this skank came to be. |
| Album |
Year |
Worthwhile
Tracks |
Quality Of
Music |
Type of
Mariah |
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1990 |
"Vision Of
Love" & "Someday" |
The album that brought the
talented Mariah to the forefront. The entire album was suspect, but those two singles
showed she had promise. 55% |
This is the girl next door
Mariah. She's the new kid on the block, kind of shy..but awfully cute. |
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1991 |
"Emotions"
& "Make It Happen" |
This album showed that Mariah
had a range byong imagination. Still, the overall album wasn't quite up to par. 55% |
She's still got that shy
thing happening, but it seems as if she's becoming a lor more relaxed with herself. |
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1993 |
"Dreamlover",
"Hero", "Just To Hold You Once Again", "Without You" |
This is the album that took
Mariah to the next level. This album had something for everyone, and made the lady a real
force to be reckon with. 90% |
This is when Mariah had every
piece of my heart. She was beautiful, had a wonderful voice that was used in heart felt
music..yet at the same time she was still that cute shy spirit from before. Something mom
would be proud for you to bring home. |
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1994 |
"All I Want For
Christmas" & "Miss You Most" |
Mariah was on top of the
world with "Music Box", so she decided to do an X-mas album. A solid effort, as
it is an album that will continiously be brought back during the holidays. 80% |
Sexy still, and take a look
at that red Santa Suit. Good Lord |
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1995 |
"One Sweet Day",
"Fantasy", "Always Be My Baby" & "When I Saw You" |
I didn't think this album
could top the previous "Music Box", but I was wrong. This album has two of my
fav Mariah tracks of all time. 95% |
Something should have given
off a signal here....Mariah Carey and Old Dirty Bastard in a video together? Ah, she's
still hot..though her clothing is becoming a little more revealing. |
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1997 |
"My All",
"Babydoll", "Breakdown", "Whenever You Call",
"Beautiful Ones" |
This album is very hot, but
its also not something one expects from Mariah Carey.This album has a little more hip hop
vibe to it than the 'classical/r&b' stuff Mariah did prior. Its still hot, just
different. 90% |
Danger,
Danger!!! Hoe alert, hoe alert. Mariah has suddenly gone from the cute, shy girl
from the start of her career to a lady who is in nothing but a sports bra and tight ass
shorts on a boat dancing while sitting in Ma$e's lap. That divorce really let her loose! |
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1998 |
"When You Believe"
& previous singles mentioned above. |
This album really is hard to
rate, it has all the hits from her career with the theme from "Prince of Egypt"
I liked that song, and I liked the singles...so..um...100% |
This was the last straw
before total "hoedom". Mariah would sing the inspirational song When You Believe
is an f'n mini skirt looking like a 2 dollar whore while Whitney would be the epitome of
class. The Skank has been born. |
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1999 |
"Thank God I Found
You" |
This album is just plain
horrid. Guest appearances that just plain suck, music that neitehr displays her vocal
ability...or is any good period. One song out of 14 make for a very horrid album. This one
marks the end of a career. 5% |
Look at ther cover of this
cd..nuff said. She has gone from the ol reserved/cute mariah to the slut who drinks and
eats with the best of them. She's gaining weight, her voice is going to hell, and her
music is becoming shit. This is something you definately wouldn't take home to mom...hell
not even the dog. |
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Now, its evident. After Mariah Carey's
divorce, she became the skank ass hoe she is today. She's assumed the 'diva' personality
which basically means she thinks she can get away with just about anything, and still be
great. That means pumping out pitiful music, dressing like an extra from the "Moulin
Rouge", doing movies that no one is going to see, and gaining weight gradually so
that no one will notice. Well, i've notice mariah....I've noticed it all. You are no
longer the lady that had my heart and my musical ear. You are now just another r&b
singer on the level of Olivia and Ray J, nothing more..nothing less. |
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