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Things That Piss Vigilante Off!

-Mariah Carey-

A Column by

Vigilante


Anyone that knows me, knows the love that I once had for the talented Mariah Carey. I mean I practically worshiped this woman. She had a voice of gold, and a personality and flair that was unmatched by many. She was the woman Vigilante here wanted in his life. That was, of course, until recently. Mariah Carey has gone from the one time talented musical princess, to a untalented hooker who is getting by on what she used to be. Vigilante is completely and totally turned off by today's Mariah Carey, as she has completely let herself go physically. But worst of all, the thing that caught my eye of her in the first place, has gone straight to hell. No longer is Mariah's music heart felt, and meanigful. No, today's Mariah has a ish load of artists on it to hide the fact that her voice is nothing more than a shadow of its former self. Vigilante here is pissed off by this mishap, and has decided to map out the career of Mariah to find out where exactly this skank came to be.

Album Year Worthwhile Tracks Quality Of Music Type of Mariah
MariahCarey.jpg (11891 bytes) 1990 "Vision Of Love" & "Someday" The album that brought the talented Mariah to the forefront. The entire album was suspect, but those two singles showed she had promise. 55% This is the girl next door Mariah.  She's the new kid on the block, kind of shy..but awfully cute.
Emotions.jpg (11446 bytes) 1991 "Emotions" & "Make It Happen" This album showed that Mariah had a range byong imagination. Still, the overall album wasn't quite up to par. 55% She's still got that shy thing happening, but it seems as if she's becoming a lor more relaxed with herself.
MusicBox.jpg (7607 bytes) 1993 "Dreamlover", "Hero", "Just To Hold You Once Again", "Without You" This is the album that took Mariah to the next level. This album had something for everyone, and made the lady a real force to be reckon with. 90% This is when Mariah had every piece of my heart. She was beautiful, had a wonderful voice that was used in heart felt music..yet at the same time she was still that cute shy spirit from before. Something mom would be proud for you to bring home.
X-mas.jpg (7882 bytes) 1994 "All I Want For Christmas" & "Miss You Most" Mariah was on top of the world with "Music Box", so she decided to do an X-mas album. A solid effort, as it is an album that will continiously be brought back during the holidays. 80% Sexy still, and take a look at that red Santa Suit. Good Lord
Daydream.jpg (7677 bytes) 1995 "One Sweet Day", "Fantasy", "Always Be My Baby" & "When I Saw You" I didn't think this album could top the previous "Music Box", but I was wrong. This album has two of my fav Mariah tracks of all time. 95% Something should have given off a signal here....Mariah Carey and Old Dirty Bastard in a video together? Ah, she's still hot..though her clothing is becoming a little more revealing.
Butterfly.jpg (9480 bytes) 1997 "My All", "Babydoll", "Breakdown", "Whenever You Call", "Beautiful Ones" This album is very hot, but its also not something one expects from Mariah Carey.This album has a little more hip hop vibe to it than the 'classical/r&b' stuff Mariah did prior. Its still hot, just different. 90% Danger, Danger!!! Hoe alert, hoe alert. Mariah has suddenly gone from the cute, shy girl from the start of her career to a lady who is in nothing but a sports bra and tight ass shorts on a boat dancing while sitting in Ma$e's lap. That divorce really let her loose!
1s.jpg (6691 bytes) 1998 "When You Believe" & previous singles mentioned above. This album really is hard to rate, it has all the hits from her career with the theme from "Prince of Egypt" I liked that song, and I liked the singles...so..um...100% This was the last straw before total "hoedom". Mariah would sing the inspirational song When You Believe is an f'n mini skirt looking like a 2 dollar whore while Whitney would be the epitome of class. The Skank has been born.
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1999

"Thank God I Found You" This album is just plain horrid. Guest appearances that just plain suck, music that neitehr displays her vocal ability...or is any good period. One song out of 14 make for a very horrid album. This one marks the end of a career. 5% Look at ther cover of this cd..nuff said. She has gone from the ol reserved/cute mariah to the slut who drinks and eats with the best of them. She's gaining weight, her voice is going to hell, and her music is becoming shit. This is something you definately wouldn't take home to mom...hell not even the dog.

Now, its evident. After Mariah Carey's divorce, she became the skank ass hoe she is today. She's assumed the 'diva' personality which basically means she thinks she can get away with just about anything, and still be great. That means pumping out pitiful music, dressing like an extra from the "Moulin Rouge", doing movies that no one is going to see, and gaining weight gradually so that no one will notice. Well, i've notice mariah....I've noticed it all. You are no longer the lady that had my heart and my musical ear. You are now just another r&b singer on the level of Olivia and Ray J, nothing more..nothing less.


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