Things That Piss Vigilante Off

You know those pesky handbills you get in your mail that show you some new and hip creation, or those telemarketers that call you and try to sell you something over the phone. Or those surveys that ask you the same question five different ways. GOD DAMNIT....to hell with solicitors...they are one of the most demonic beings on this earth.

"Please hold, you have an important phone call from "fill in the blank"". Now usually, I immediately hang up on phone calls like this..but since this is the third time in a row, I kind of figured they weren't taking the two previous hang ups to nicely. So I wait on the line, and what happens?? They fuckin hang up on me! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??! We have this all important phone call for you..don't get off thhe line...click. Suck my dick you bastards. Then, after they hang up..the phone rings again and says, "Please hold, you have and important phone call from "fill in the blank"". Shoot me, shoot me now.

Where else do Telemarketers attack you? College Students know the deal. They slide papers after papers after papers under your desk. I hate that shit, and since putting a sign on my door would be pointless....I do something that pisses them off. The second they slide something under my door, I shove that shit right back under the door at them. Then I open the door to make sure they see it, look them in their eye, and close the damn door. Next time I see that face, I'm beating it in.

Let's not forget those surverys you get through mail, e-mail, or even the phone conversation ones. The ones that ask your age and your birthdate, the ones that ask the name of your spouse and if you're married, the ones that ask you are you are you in school and then what grade of education completeled. CAN'T THOSE QUESTIONS BE FIGURED OUT FROM THE FIRST QUESTION?!?! That's like me going to Stalker, asking him the name of his significant other..he saying "Bob", and then me asking if he's gay. DO I REALLY NEED TO ASK THE SECOND QUESTION TO FIGURE THAT OUT!?!? NOOOO....just leave me the hell alone. Because next time..when you ask have I commited any crimes...I'll say yes. Then you won't wanna ask a dumb ass follow up question.

Solicitors are just trying to make some cash, and thats fine. But don't do it on my time. If I wanted my phone calls to conists of bastards telling my about an important call, or people sliding shit under my door about things I'll never use in my entire existance...I'd go watch a shit load of Pauly Shore films and listen to Olivia over and over again. My brain would suffer the same deadly fate either way.

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