Things That Piss Vigilante Off

Remember the days when deciding which videogame to purchase was so simple? When it came down to which Atari game you were going to snatch up, and not which game you're going to snatch up and which system it will be on? There's no getting around it folks, the videogame market has become diluted. One of the mainstays in the industry has walked the plank, and two relative newcomers have taken the community by storm. Unfortunately, even with those changing times. There are still those fuckin cocks that think their system can do no wrong. Those fuckin videogame marks.

Now before I get started, let me clear something up. A person that loves videgames, in all forms no matter what system it may end up, is not a mark. They are a videogame fan. A person that sucks the proverbial cock of each of the three videogame companies....those whores are marks.

Microsoft Marks: The future of gaming? Oh good lord, shoot me in the head. You've got to be kidding?! Without a shadow of a doubt, this bad boy has more power than Tyson swinging at an aimless bodyguard...but it uses it in vain. These poor Xbox marks have been led to believe that their system shits gold. The greatest games and the most fun you'll ever have. WAKE UP MARKS. The box has 3 games that are system sellers. Payne, Halo, and Dead or Alive. The rest of the games are way below the hype that Microsoft is leading you to believe. "

Oooh oooh, Xbox is the adult machine". Yes, games like Simpson's Road Rage, Shrek, and Dragon's Lair just SCREAM adult gaming. Get off your fuckin high horses queers, games are made for gamers. It doesn't matter what age they are. Sonic may be the game for one person, while Payne may be it for someone else. It doesn't make them less of a person because of it..in fact it makes them more respectable cause they aren't spoon-fed what homo powers that be feed you.

"The box is so much fun". I've had more entertaining nights watching grass die than I have with the Box. After beating Halo and Payne, one begins to fiddle with the Box like it week old leftovers. And we all know how fun that is.

"They always have delays." Stupid bitches. Delays are apart of everyday life. Movies, music, and games all do it. It's done to improve upon a game. You know, to perfect it. Wait..you wouldn't know that. Your games aren't really quite perfect...and that's even with delays (yeah, you have them too).

Sony Marks: Sony Marks are sitting high. "We're still #1", those other guys can't come close to us. Really? Is that why Sony has already stated a date and time frame for PSX3. It would really be sweet as hell if Sony had as much faith in their system as the marks do.

Nintendo Marks: Give it a rest guys. The other guys aren't going to let you claim that you're not just for kids. And honestly, you haven't truly given them a reason to. Your top titles include a mediocre Luigi title, and a half assed Wave Race game. However, neither of the other companies have much room to talk with that new Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Parrapa the Rapper 2, and Britney game dropping soon. Adults will just flock to that. Be serious folks, Nintendo knows there audience. They will continue to go for them until something tells them otherwise. But, stop fixing your mouths to say the big 'N' is for only kids. Cause if you were playing Pikmin and Star Wars when you were younger, you wouldn't be saying such dumb ass comments. Would you?

"We're winning." Face it guys..you're not. You are in a very close third, with a title or two more sending the tables back in your favor. And guys..we know those repeat titles bring back nostalgia..and do kick major ass. But wouldn't it be nice to come up with something original to balance that? I mean you can't honestly go around thinking that Super Smash Bros. is close to perfection...can you?

In the end, this is all I have to say. Stop fuckin sucking your companies dick up and down. Everyone has their faults. Its not about the faults that makes you love the games...its when they blow your mind that you truly take notice. Everyone likes what they like, don't try and enforce your thoughts on others. Just because one person likes Sonic over Payne doesn't mean he likes kiddie games. It means he's a gamer, and having fun playomg his game of choice. Don't cast stones cause we're not on your team....a gamer is a gamer. Simple as that.

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