"You understand me, wrap wrists like mummys
If you compare me to your local grocery
Then you'll see i got more karats than aisle D
More bread than aisle G, you can bag and scan me
Sure like Al B, you can meet tha 'tics in Maui.

Chorus:
Andele
andele mami, E.I. E.I.
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What's poppin tonight?
" Sang by Nelly on "E.I"

Someone please mind telling me what the fuck that meant? Huh. Was there any point to that besides that it rhymed? Hell I can rhyme a bunch of whack shit together.

"I’m walkin down the street, and man I got to Pee
I see this chickadee, chirping in the tree
In math I got a d, my parents got mad at me
I got a venerial disease from this chick named Sharice
That’s what the doc told me, and I go HEHEHE.

Chorus:
And it burns
And it Burns doctor, Ah Ah
When I peee
Is My dick gon fall off?
" Sang by Vigilante on "What the F*** does Nelly Talk about"

Hell, looking back on those two verses….mine actually makes more sense. Somebody cut me a freakin record deal. Anyway, I’ve already spent way too much time on this guy’s lack of skills. I’m going to put Nelly in that category of rappers who can’t come up with new shit, and will be forgot about in a year.

Speaking of people who can’t come up with any new shit. Cash Money. First these boys need a hot girl, then a project chick, and lets not forget they always bling blinging. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t want to buy a cd from a rapper who tells me how much cash he has. I mean it pisses me off to know that we would be buying his cd’s giving him money, just so he can rap even more about how much money he makes. It’s a vicious ass cycle.

Bling bling Everytime
I come around yo city
Bling bling Pinky ring worth about fifty
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new ride
Bling bling Lorenzos on Yokahama tires
Bling bling
"Bling Bling"

Nahh nahh - flossers, let me see you rollin your rims
Ballers, helicopters, bikes, and Bourbans
It's on us, C-M-R are millionaires
Let 'em know it's flossin season everywhere
"Flossin Season"

Loud pipes, big rims Nigga, that's my life
When I pull up at the club sorry that's my night
I know a lot of haters probably sayin that that's not right
Well, my diamonds so much bigger So, that's my life Gleam, gleam
Now, only carry big face and you hear the ching, ching
"Rich Niggaz"

 It’s good to know that an artist can make so much money by hoeing the hell out of other peoples monetary misfortunes. I have a song that I know Mannie Fresh will just have to produce a beat for.

"Yo cars a joke
Hahahaha son, yo ass is broke
You see this iced out platinum rope
Hahahaha son, yo ass is broke
I spent 800 G’s on this hot ass coat
Hahahaha son, yo as is broke
Do I have a real job, the answers nope
Hahahaha son, yo ass is broke
Why should I work, when you spend all you money on this whack shit I wrote?
Hahahaha son, yo ass is broke"
"Yo ass is broke" by Vigilante.

But with all of Nelly’s whackness, and the Cash Money’s routine rapping style, there is one rapper that stands as king of all whack rappers. His name…Silkk The Shocker. I refuse to put any of Silkk’s lyrics up here, because to get the full force of his whackness...you have to hear him. You have to hear how Silkk lays down his whack ass lyrics first, and then places the beat on top of that. At least I hope that is how he does it, because the only thing that comes to mind when hearing Silkk is… "STAY ON THE MOTHA F***** BEAT!!!!" He raps like a spaced out crackhead who has no clue what track he’s rapping for. Like he got a different beat when he recorded, and then just to make Silkk seem like a total asshole they switched the beat on the album. If you ever hear a Silkk album, and you’re a true hip-hop fan. You may kill yourself. So, to all those that we have lost in the past to Silkk’s non-talented rapping. I say God bless, and I’m sorry.