I, in know way mean to disrespect any handicap people that may
read GYEAH.com, but there’s been something on my mind lately. I’m not sure if
you noticed, but handicap-parking spaces are becoming more and more popular. Heh, and
those handicap people always manage to get like …the first 7 parking spaces.
That’s cool, I understand why that is. I mean it’s only fair that if you’ve
been punished with a physical deformity, that you get the best parking space.
Of course, I can only agree with that to a certain extent. I
mean, at a movie theatre, or an old folk’s home, or the mall, or shopping malls I can
understand there being handicap spaces. But who the f*** put handicap parking spaces
outside of a laser tag place? Hunh? I mean, am I actually going to go in there and see a
bunch of people with physical and mental handicaps running around with black guns shooting
at each other? Hell, is that even safe?
What about at a bowling alley? Yes folks, handicap parking spaces
at a bowling alley. That’s very odd seeing how you have to have a certain amount of
hand to eye coordination to bowl. I thought being handicapped meant you were lacking
control of something physically or mentally. SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY HAVE PARKING SPACES
AT A PLACE WHERE THERE’S SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN’T EVEN PARTAKE IN? You enter a
bowling alley chock full of handicap people, and you’re met dead on with a bowling
ball right into the center of your head because one of those challenged people
couldn’t control the direction of their ball. Hey, maybe that’s not a bad idea.
If they hit you hard enough, you might be physically injured…then you can get their
damn parking spot.
Skating Rink? Yeah…. I’m not even going to go there.
If the people don’t use the parking spaces, why do they
exist? The Vigster just wants the good un-used parking spaces back, is that really so much
to ask? If it is, I guess I’m going to have to carry that mentally challenged Stalker
around wherever I go. Ah well!
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