| Are you ever in
the middle of a nice warm bubble bath, when suddenly the phone in the next room over
starts ringing? You’re the only person home, and you’re expecting a very
important phone call from a friend so you have to answer it. So, you hop out of the
tub...body dripping with bubbles and water. You pick up the phone risking the chance of
being shocked to death with the water seeping into the phone. You say, "Hello".
Only to find out that the person on the other line is looking for,
"Ryan"…and that isn’t you!!!! Yes folks, the infamous wrong phone
number. It can truly be a pain in the ass, but the first time is always forgiven.
It’s the repeated calls that piss vigilante off. You put the phone down after telling them that they have the wrong number, and what happens. That damn phone starts ringing again. You pick it up thinking that maybe your friend is finally calling, and say, "Hello". That same damn voice that was on the phone a minute ago asks to speak to Ryan yet again. GOD DAMNIT YOU DUMB F***!! What the hell did I just say?! Ain’t no Motha f’n Ryan living here. Do you think that in the process of 30 seconds, all the inhabitants of this home packed up all their sh*t and allowed this suddenly famous Ryan to move in to answer his damn phone call?!? Um…probably not. Or wait; let’s change the scenario a little bit. Say you are a male or a female and a person of the opposite sex calls you asking for someone who doesn’t live there. After you hang up the phone, they call right back and here’s the conversation that usually ensues. Receiver: Hello Caller: Hey.. Receiver: I’m sorry, you still have the wrong number. Caller: Wait wait, I know. I called back to talk to you. Receiver: What you mean? Caller: You sound real good on the phone, you got a man/woman? STOP!!! WTF? When you’re flipping through the yellow pages and looking under "Phone Hoe", is there a picture of me under it. The worst thing you can ever do is call me back trying to spit some weak ass game. You weren’t calling me in the first place, and the name you were asking for wasn’t of the same sex…so you probably already got a significant other. How the hell would I look if I tried to talk to someone over the phone?!? Can you say dumb ish?! I know you can…. The biggest phone problem that pisses me off is when people call you, and they don’t recognize the voice. They ask "Who’ dis?" BITCH…who the f*** you tryin to reach. I will tell your dumb ass if the person is here or not. Don’t let it be some dude, and he’s callin his girl and he hears another man’s voice. Then you get cussed out for picking up your own god damn phone. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Phone’s create nothing but problems. They are a gift from Satan himself. Thank goodness God created the internet and caller ID. Without those, Vigilante may actually have ended up in jail by now. |
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