| A few days ago, I was flipping through the dust and debris that rested within the
pockets of my wallet. There was little to nothing there. Maybe enough to spend on one tank
of the increasingly expensive gas, or maybe on one of those fries from McDonalds with the
hope of winning 5 more dollars from that little game their running nowadays. Anyway, after
spending a few hours contemplating get quick schemes to gain some money…it hit me
that men are at a much greater disadvantage when it comes to making money. Horny ass males
will throw cash at the ugliest female to simply remove her triple D breasts from their
harness. Why can’t men have it so easy? Women can resort to illegal ways to get
money...such as prostiution. I don’t think that’s a good way to get money, but
if that is what you have to do…go for it. My question is, why aren’t their more
male prostitutes? I mean, as broke as I am now, I’d do just about anything that
doesn’t involve another male for a buck. But let us get to the main reason of this little rant. Women have the single handed best job to get cash. In simple terms…"shake what their momma gave em!!" That is right folks, when times get hard for a women they have an out that will give them the quickest cash possible, keep their self respect (of course there are always strippers who do more than just strip, but that’s a whole separate article), and probably boost their self esteem tenfold by having tons of guys drooling over them. And what’s the biggest plus on all of this…. IT'S NOT TAXABLE!!! Wow, you can make tons of cash without having to pay taxes on it, and all I have to do is take off my clothes?!? Hell, I think I’ll go drop my girlfriend off in front of one of these clubs, and send her to work. I have no problem with guys getting lap dances from my girl, they have to pay for it…then I get the same ish and more for free while we go to dinner and play my new psx2 game that we paid for off of your money. Better yet, where the hell does Vigilante sign up?!? Not so fast guys. It appears that our great society has given the females yet another advantage over the males. There is a 10 to 1 ratio of female strip clubs to male strip clubs. That doesn’t exactly seem fair! Oh, but it gets worse!! Male strip clubs have INCREDIBLY high standards to be a dancer. You have to be a well-chiseled beefcake, and hold a certain ruler measurement in the underoo’s. Wtf is that about?!? I’ve seen women ranging from fat f*cks, to old whores, to young college bombshells. Men have different tastes in women, and therefore a strip club has many different females within it. Yet Male strip clubs have on type of male for the entire damn thing. Are they saying women don’t have different taste in men? More importantly, ARE YOU DENYING ME OF THE MONEY I CAN GET BY SHAKING MY ASS!?!? What about the skinny ass Goc’s, or the mammoth Hoss’s? What about the freak of natures known as Psycho Soup? Huh? If those guys want to be able to get up on stage in front of women, and earn some fast cash….why the hell aren’t we allowed?! This country is filled to the brim with female strip clubs, and I’m happy for my American sisters. But in the words of Raven, "What about me?! What about Vigilante?" I don’t think stripping is a job any woman should be doing past their college years. I mean, past those years you should be able to find a real job and start a career. Of course, if this is what you’re best suited for and you can’t do anything else go for it. I just wish there was a place that I could get up and earn my college tuition by shaking by a$$. I would just like to be able to get done with school, wash up, and go shake my ass with my girl somewhere. We would be a dominant tag team that would rule the world. Since that isn’t going to happen, looks like I’m going to have to put my girl to work anyway. :-) |
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