Ten Things I Freakin Hate & Just Don't Get

Borrowing from the success of Vigilante's article, "Things That Piss Vigilante Off", your good ol' pal Stalker here has decided to write a new column entitled, "Ten Things I Freaking Hate and Just Don't Get". Many of you loyal readers out there may agree with what I have to say, many of you may not. For those of you that don't, KISS MY AS....oh sorry got a little carried away there. Well enough of this little babble, let's get straight to the point.

#10. Every rapper that has the damn word Lil in front of their name! C'mon people a little originality would be nice for a change. At first we had Lil' Kim. Then came Lil' Zane, then Lil' Bow Wow, then Lil' Romeo, then Lil' Wayne, then...well the damn list could go on and on and frankly my life doesn't suck that much where I'm going to list every rapper that does that. Enough is enough people!

#9. Why the hell that tag on the mattress says, "Do Not Remove". Honestly, what the hell is the point of having the stupid thing on there? I know I've removed every tag that was on any of my mattress that I've had. Hell more than 90% of you have probably ripped the dumb thing off of there. I mean is leaving the tag on there suppose to help you sleep better at night? I guess if I ever found out what the meaning of life is, that would be the second thing I would want to know.

#8. Brendan Fraser. I know Vigilante will agree with me on this one. Hell I just said his name so that's enough explanation right there.

#7. The damn LA Lakers! I don't know why I hate them. Maybe it's because I hate Shaq for leaving Orlando. Maybe it's because I just don't like Kobe for whatever reason. Maybe it's because I'm just sick and tired about hearing how great the Lakers are. Don't get me wrong they're a really talented team, and I realize it's wrong of me to hate someone just because they're good but I just don't give a damn. Besides I'm a Sixers fan anyways so it's my job to hate LA :).

#6. People that ask the same question over and over again after getting a direct answer to their question. This really pisses me off for some reason. If I told you the answer once why the hell do you insist on asking me again. It's even worse when the person tries to rephrase the same question. For example, no matter how many times or how many different ways Vigilante may ask me I still won't have sex with him. Sorry Vig I just don't like you like that.

#5. The need to have xxx amount judge shows on television. Ok at first I could handle it. In the beginning there was Judge Judy. A feisty judge who can pretty much rip anyone a new asshole. Then along came Judge Mills lane, then Judge Mathis, then....ahhhh!!!! It's just damn many to name and try to remember. I can't even remember what order they came in. Stop the madness people please.

#4. Police that use their sirens to get past a light, then turn it off. This really freaking pisses me off. Just because your in a police car doesn't mean you have to act like an ass to get past the rest of us. Wait yo ass in line with the rest of us!

#3. People that drive the speed limit during rush hour. Since we were already on the subject of driving you should have known this was bound to come up. Maybe it's just because I'm young and a little impatient. Maybe it's because my parents speed and that's just how I'm used to riding or driving. Or maybe it's because I just can't stand the crap! Why oh why do people feel the need to do the speed limit at this time of day? Can somebody please explain this to me....please?

#2. Stalkers. Yes I know that's a hell of a thing to say since my name on here is Stalker, but I don't care. I'm making this one personal as you can probably tell by now. Why the hell can't ex girlfriends (or boyfriends in you ladies case) get the damn point? When I say yo ass is dismissed, I mean yo ass is dismissed. How many damn change do I have to get my number change to keep you away from my ass Candice. Oh sorry y'all got a little carried away there, but still Stalker's (not me) are a pain.

And now for the number one thing that I just freaking hate (or just don't understand)...........

#1. Why gyeah.com isn't getting the amount of hits we deserve? This one is pretty straight forward. The majority of the staff works their Heineken off to make this an enjoyable site. Recently they have been getting the recognition they deserve but it's still not enough. This is your site people so please send in your e-mails and tell us what you like, what you don't like, what you want to see, and even what you don't want to see.

That's it for this top ten list. Check back in next week to see another pointless top ten list :-).

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