Welcome to the Second Edition of WATCH THIS MOVIE
DAMNIT! A column that will be written whenever I come across a movie that I feel every one
of you owes it to yourself to watch. These movies will be ones that make it under the
radar but are definitely deserving of a viewing. You're not going to find any big budget
blockbusters here, that's for sure.
The
first movie I focused on was American Movie, and I'm back again with another movie with
"American" in the title, American Psycho. I don't want to start a cycle here, I
promise this will be the last "American" movie. There was just no way I could
let this column go on any longer without pushing this flick on you...
-Looks
like a love story, don't it? Blood, guts what more do you need?-
The story
of American Psycho centers around the life of one Patrick Bateman. The film is set in the
80's culture, where greed runs rampant. Bateman is a child of this time and he's obsessed
with fashion, gadgets, sex, and "fitting in." But Batemans not all there in the
head...if you know what I mean...

-"I
have to return some videotapes...and ummm, this axe too."-
In between his massive
workouts (worth the price of admission alone) and his rants on 80's music, something is
taking Bateman over. Something is growing inside him, something evil..something that wants
out.

-This
Ol' Bloody Ass House, with Bob Vila and Pat Bateman-
Bateman is disgusted with the world around him, and "American Psycho,"
tells his story as he tries to come to grips with the hate inside of him. This isn't some
hack and slash no-brainer. Sure it has it's share of blood and gore, but that's not what
this movie is about. American Psycho is about thinking beyond the box and being sucked
into a character like you never have been before. As easy as it would be to hate Patrick
Bateman, you won't even think about it. That's the beauty of American Psycho, it has the
single greatest character I've ever witnessed and it makes you think. What more could you
want? Want something more to entice you, well (as always) here's some choice quotes:
-Some Quotes from American Psycho:
"I'm thinking
Dorsia, wear something fabulous."
"Allen has mistaken
me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram."
"Marcus and I go to
the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."
"Get a god damn job
Al!"
"You'll have to
excuse me I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxteballe at the Four Seasons in 20
minutes."
"Thats a very nice
chardonnay you're not drinking. I want you to clean your vagina."
"Sabrina, don't just
stare at it, eat it!"
"Do you know what Ed
Gein said about women. "When I see a pretty girl. walking down the street, I think of
two things. One Part of me wants to take her out and talk to her, be real sweet to her.
The other part wants to know what her head would look like on a stick."
"I have all the
characteristics of a human being, flesh, blood, skin, hair, but not a single clear
identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust."
"I feel my mask of
sanity is about to slip."
-Still not
sold, check out the trailer here:
American
Psycho (QuickTime) (RealVideo)
-We're all
American Psycho's in our own way. It's lurking somewhere in all our heads, check out
American Psycho and take a look into Patrick Bateman's...you'll never be the same. And one
more thing...
WATCH THIS MOVIE DAMNIT! |