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NOTE: Aron Rave is Gyeah.com's honorary Canadian. Therefore, his primary
language is NOT English. Enjoy! Hey
bastards, this is my new column, “This Week in Review”. No, it won’t be a
long and boring text to read, but instead a couple of shorts sections where you will find
all the entertainment you could steal for your next party.
Cool thing of the week:
Gyeah.com is back baby! After two incarnations as Gyeah Wrestling, the best e-wrestling
fed EVER, Goc dream is now a reality: We, Gyeah Jobbers, as now our own e-zine where we
can put all the stupidities of the world without any laws to stop us. Mark out for
Gyeah.com, where everything makes me wet.
Honorable mentions: 3 touchdowns in 36 seconds at Superbowl,
“What are you doing” Bud ad, Survivor 2, Elizabeth the chick from Survivor 2
Sucker of the week:
Ray Lewis. This guy is maybe a great football player, but should he be allowed to play
after killing two persons? I don’t know what the hell happened, but is it normal than
the Superbowl MVP is a damn criminal?
Honorable Mentions: Superbowl itself, Those two unknowns
bastards singing at Superbowl, Trying to get Gyeah.com name around
Quote of the week:
“If you did, however, find yourself placing bets according to us… send all
complaints to Soup@Gyeah.com. He'll take care of all of your monetary refunds.”
–Vigilante, Superbowl-The
Aftermath.
Article of the week:
Movies 2000 by Vigilante. We
don’t like the same movies, but his choices are respectable. I marked out for The
Cell and thought Traffic was average (Two stories movie are cool if the two stories are
good. I didn’t believed one second the “Daddy’s girl is a junkie”
one). But, he did put Battlefield Earth last, so we all need to worship him for now one.
And that’s what I’m doing right now.
Honorable mentions: All the others! Great Job!
What I want this week:
American Mcgee’s Alice: This PC game look AWESOME. Sure, it’s another
Tomb-Raider look-alike, but hell, the producers are smoking something that I want.
Here’s the story: Alice was just back from her first trip in Wonderland (Everybody
loves, Marineland! Oh, wrong song) and her house burn. Something that happen everyday. But
poor Alice, her parents were in the house, and died. The young Alice become a Psycho Alice
(just like Soup is now Psycho Soup) and is put in an mental institution. A couple of years
later, the Rabbit is back and bring Alice back in Wonderland. But this time, things are
very different. So, armed with a knife, you must go kill the Red Queen of Heart once and
for all, in a world even Jimi Hendrix would find psychedelic. I just can’t wait to
play this game.
Animal of the Week:
Butterfly, ‘cause nobody can’t suspect a butterfly.
Honorable Mentions: Panda, Horse
Music of the week (group or artist):
I went to an homage to Bob Marley, so I mark out big time to reggae this week.
Honorable Mentions: Beatles, Eminem (Really, I like
“Stan”), Queen.
Embarrassing Moment of the week:
One of our fellow Quebecer is now in France for a new show. There’s something special
about it: Each time someone doing a live performance is ready for the song they want at
TV, they stop the whole show. Now, there’s one French signer that had to stop 2 times
is own song because of those live performances. He got pissed off and left the show,
leaving the animator Grégory Charles looking like an idiot at his first show in France.
They said he got out of their well, but God did he looked stupid.
Honorable Mentions: Hulk Hogan who can’t get VIP parking
at Superbowl
Ok, that’s it for this week. Now, what I need is help. I need YOUR help to get this
column better every time. Your opinion count, this is not the presidential election. You
have an ideas for another subject I could talk about, just shoot me an e-mail, and I will
see what I can do for you. You want YOUR embarrassing moment here on Gyeah.com, shoot me a
short story at rave@gyeah.com !
And here’s a little contest for you people. The result will be up in 2 or 3 weeks,
depending how many e-mails you guys are sending me. What I want is: What is the coolest
animal and why. The weirdest shit will be put here on Gyeah.com, making you the weirdest
bitch across the country. Just e-mail rave@gyeah.com to participate.
Au revoir, people.
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