| EDITOR'S
NOTE: Aron Rave is Gyeah.com's honorary Canadian. Therefore, his primary
language is NOT English. Enjoy! You just
couldn’t wait for another “Week in Review” could you? Stop lying bastard,
nobody was visiting us when the 4 first WiR were written. But now that Gyeah.com is more
popular than… hmm… Nemesis is with girls, I guess you people will send me TONS
of e-mails, or death threats.
Cool thing of
the week:
No More High School!!!
Yes, yours truly is now free of the mind-jail that is high school! No more “where is
your homework young man?” or “are you masturbating under your desk again?”
Oh no, now I can do whatever I want! Like… euh… working on Gyeah.com until 5 AM!
Take that, stupid high school!
Honorable mentions: Ray Bourque winning the Stanley Cup,
A.I., Gyeah.com getting more fans.
Sucker of the
week:
Got fined $118!
Those pigs! Damn cops gave me a 118$ fine for “Drinking alcohol in a park”.
I’m a teenager, I could be throwing rocks into your f*cking windows, but instead I
was sitting in a park with my friends, having a cold beer after a hard day of work. And
those F*CKERS gave me a fine. It really makes me want to take a bat and beat the hell of
them. Which is far worst than drinking a beer.
Honorable Mentions: My damn cat ate one of my computer
cables.
Quote of the
week:
“Vince, you are in a friggin’ mop closet!” by Kurt Angle. WWF TV is very
entertaining lately with the unlikely duo of Angle and Austin.
Article of the
week:
“Things that piss
me off: Working at a theater” by Vigilante. Wow man, he really is pissed off.
Honorable mentions: Top Ten Oddest Movies
Titles by Goc
What I want this
week:
To go to Europe,
I’m sick of staying in Montreal! I wanna see the world! Two of my friends are in
Spain right now, why can’t I be there too…
Animal of the
Week:
Monkey
I really want a monkey. Ya know, on his skateboard, wearing a tie and smoking a cigar. A
real monkey.
Honorable Mentions: Ants, Bear
Music of the
week (group or artist):
Radiohead
With the recent success that is Amnesiac, Radiohead proved once and for all that THEY ARE
DA SHIT. Now, here’s some news for you people… August 5th, me Aron Rave, will be
there LIVE to see, listen, and enjoy Radiohead as they play all those songs I dream about
each night. Hope this make everyone jealous. (Editor's Note: Rave will also be waiting
outside after the concert with all the Radiohead groupies. He's the one with the pierced
tongue and the flappy ass.)
Honorable Mentions: Beatles, Nirvana, The Doors.
Weird Moment of
the Week:
This is a new section because the “embarrassing moment of the week” was a big
failure.
Now, this girl was at a high jumping competition, and even if I’m not an expert in
that sport, I’m pretty sure that if you can’t jump higher than where you are
suppose to, it means you f*cked up. She failed, so why was she so happy? She started
running around with a big smile on her face. I’m like, what the f*ck? Then, here
comes the media who tell her to raise her arms so they can take pictures of her glorious
victory. I can imagine what they were saying:
-"Hey you, you just fucked up your jump and couldn’t get over the little stick.
Where are you going now?"
-"I’m going to Disney Land!"
(Editors Note: "WTF?")
Honorable Mentions: My movie. Really, it is weird.
This is it for now. Continue spreading the
Gyeah.com name around, I might get paid one day.
Au revoir, bastards. |
