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Nonsensical Hypothesis by

Soup

Did anybody else notice that in our Fantasy Tournament for our favorite (or if you're Rave, favourite...weird ass Canadians) movie.  That if the Matrix hadn't won that semi-final round....that we'd have had Brad Pitt up against himself?  Doesn't anybody else find that just a little bit disturbing?  I mean this here is the guy that was in Thelma and Louise, A River Runs Through It, and Meet Joe Black...what the hell is up with that?  He's the only single obstacle keeping Charmel from getting that sexiest man in America title (I don't care what the rumors say, I know you're not a hispanic woman.) Not that I'm denying that both are good movies...just that something seems wrong that he'd be in two of our favorites.  I just can't put my finger on it....I'll keep you updated though if any more develops.

Don't know how many of you out there actually watch MTV anymore...especially with the advent of MTV2, which strangely enough plays music videos most of the time...who'd have thunk it?  That and the fact that VH1 actually plays some good stuff now and then....damn that makes me feel old.  Anyhow, where was I?  Oh yeah I was watching this show awhile back...True Life, Real Life....something like that, don't remember the exact name...but anyhow this episode of it was about girls getting breast implants and a reduction in the case of one girl on the show.  So, somehow, for the duration of this one show....its somehow ok for MTV to show naked breasts.  I mean real naked breasts, you know...the kind Rave has never seen?  None of that blurry or digitally edited blocky crap covering the good parts....fully, totally naked boobs....at least sometimes.   See, that was the weird part of the show....during certain parts of it they showed them all there in full color, clear as a bell...then like 2 seconds later, during the same scene sometimes...they'd go and blur them out.  Like what the hell?  If  you're gonna show boobs, don't be halfassed about it and only show them part of the time.

Of course then theres the fact of why we can't show naked women on tv in the first place, especially when other more backwatered countries do.  Personally I think there'd be less crime in this country if there was more nudity on regular tv...ya know, without having to pay for Skinamax or something.  Because I know if I've got sitting home and watching nude women as an option....I know what I'm damn well doing for the night....might have to run out and get some kleenex but other than that I'm set.  Only big crime problem I can see after that is a lot more stolen TV sets.  But you've gotta give and take ya know?

Charmie's rumors article reminded me of something, we've got a fellow on the staff here by the name of Brunswick Stew.  Seems we have a wealth of liquid based food goodness around here.  But is this site big enough for both a Stew and a Soup?  Sure you could say, but Soup....he's a Stew...he's a whole damn meal...you're just an appetizer.  And I'd have to say...well....yeah you've got a point.  But then again I could be that Soup that eats like a meal....you just don't know, you just don't know.  Anyhow, I'm thinking we get a giant bowl.....put the two of us in it....give us each a fork, a spoon, and a pack of crackers and let us settle it death match style baby!!!!

I addressed Superman last time, now my super hero thing that makes no sense for this time goes to Batman.  How'd he get all that crap built in the batcave?  It'd have taken a full time construction crew a couple of months to get all that done...or if they work at the speed the state road does....years!!!  Besides, then the whole crew would know about the batcave and its location.  I guess him and Alfred might have been able to do it....but they'd still be working on it to this day and I don't think he'd have had much time to be Batman while he was trying to get that done.  I suppose you could say, but he had Superman and the rest of the Justice League help him build it...which yeah that would make sense and work, but he had the batcave done before he joined up with them...so we have to count that out.  So how the hell did he do it?

Well thats it for me for now kiddies, so until we get replaced with Brunswick Soup and Psycho Stew....I'm Jimmy Hoffa

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