| For the past three
months, GYEAH.com has brought you new, original, and comical content to the internet.
We're not bringing in the hits by the truckload but we've built a respectable following of
foolios. And of those visitors, all we've gotten is positive feedback...until now. It
seems someone isn't happy with GYEAH.com. Check out the email we just got... "Dear losers,
You guys do the worst reviews. The rock is the best and Trish stratus is hot!!Vigilante is
a moron. He is an idiot. Let somebody else do the god DAMN smackdown spoiler. Oh, YOUR
SITE SUCKS !!!!!"
-Suzanne Morrell
We sent this letter over to Vigilante, and you know the man
has something to say about everything. Here's his response to this intelligent letter
broken down..piece, by piece.
"Dear Loser"
Wow, I'm glad to see that our fan base is going from the college and high school students,
to the more articulate fans of K-8th grade.
"You guys do the worst review"
Thank you, we pride ourselves in doing the worst reviews possibly imaginable. That way,
people like you can't do what everyone else does that disagree with our site...don't read
them. But, hey to know we give the worst reviews...kinda have to be reading them don't
you?
"The Rock is the best..."
You see, we here at Gyeah.com take pride in the fact that we like wrestlers that actually
do wrestling moves. We don't jump on the ever-swinging balls of the majority and cheer on
people who can only do 5 wrestling maneuvers. (Those 5 are Fallaway Slam, Elbow drop (aka
"People's elbow" to you marks), Rock Bottom, Pancake slam, and the newly
acquired Sharpshooter.) You'll have to forgive us wrestling fans for being more
entertained by wrestlers like HHH, Jericho, Angle, Benoit.
"and Trish is Hot"
Yeah, you see this in reference to MY OPINION that Trish isn't all that good looking. I'm
sorry, I forgot for a minute that this was America and the right to our own opinion is
shot straigh to hell. Well, I have an opinion for you Suzanne. Either you're a boy, and
your parents really don't love you giving you a name like that. Or, you're a girl...and
that helps me see why you're so angry. Being a lesbian has taken its toll on you, and
you're just finding someone to lash out on. Its ok Suzanne, keep loving your Trish and
saying foul things at Gyeah.com. Just remember that we are on your side. We love lesbos!
"Vigilante is a moron. He is an idiot."
Again, a matter of opinion. And like assholes, everyone has one. Of course..it appears you
have two. Just a little clue into the English language Suzanne....moron and idiot are
synonymous...er..in your terms..they mean the same thing.
"Let someone else do the God Damn smackdown spoiler"
Are we getting a little testy there Suzanne? Did that "hot" Trish just walk past
your tv screen? Calm down, take a sip of water and remember this. I know you're a little
far behind the rest of the world in schooling, but try on this math problem. If one person
on the Gyeah.com staff goes to Smackdown, and lets just say his name is Vigilante, and no
other members of the Gyeah.com staff go. How many members of the Gyeah.com staff can give
the Smackdown spoilers? If your answer is 2, then I truly understand the reasoning behind
this letter.
"Oh, your site sucks!"
Oh, thanks for increasing our hit counter. |
