| Have you seen this
boy? He has been a Gyeah.com staff member since day one, but his location with us is
unknown. Is he in with the witness protection program because this young man has
disappeared. His last known location was in Iowa City, living with one Anand
"Bubba" Bhakta. Jake was going to move out in August, as reported by his mother,
to live with a guy named Big Al. WHATS THAT YOU SAY?!?! Is he living with The Goc's pops?
This tidbit of information is quite perplexing, if I may say so. Goc, is your pops
adopting Snaked like one of those poor kids from Somalia that Sally Strothers is always
advertising or what??? I know that he is a manager in training at the Wal-Mart SuperCenter in Coralville, Iowa. He was formerly employed by the Wal-Mart in Iowa City as the electronics expert. But he transferred to the big boys in Coralville for the money and advancement. This knowledge was presented to me by one Wanda Enderes, the parental unit of Naked Warrior. Another point of interest spoken from the mother Enderes is that he has been seen shopping in Tama. Not at the local grocery store, oh no, but in his parent's freezer. All this boy lives on is deer meat, a hamburger or steak, and a bottle of Bacardi Limon once in a while. He takes his little late night excursions to Tama town at about midnight or later. He usually goes after his shift at Bitch-mart. I tried to theorize on this point, and I came up with this: he can avoid running into his parents, and much much worse, the neighbor Shirley. I'm not sure about his refusal to see his parents quite yet, another matter to discuss another time. Anyway, he comes home with a certain lady that goes by the name of Lisa. I haven't quite figured this cat out yet. I don't know if these two are beneficial friends or what. It seems as if she doesn't quite leave his side, or hip if you will. I would have to ask Vertigo about this piece of information, but I think he has seen the whereabouts of Naked Warrior at the Grand Meskwaki Casino. Due to Vertigo's graveyard shift at the casino, Favre may have been mistaken if it was the real Jake Enderes. Why must he keep in hiding? He also has changed majors from Biology/Pre-Med field to a business related field. This information was leaked from an unknown source. When a comment was wanted for this statement, Jake was heard saying, "The medical profession is for suckers." I attempted one time this summer to stay with him and Bubba, since they lived together. His mother said that he could be reached easiest at Wal-Mart rather than at the apartment, so both Wal-Mart's were called by myself and both stores replied, "Jake Enderes? Nope, we never had an employee by that name." So I took this little venture a little farther. Iowa City was only an hour or so from Tama Town, so I went on a mission to find this guy. I entered the department store known as Wal-Mart, and went to his electronics station and asked if he was ever here. The same response was given to me. Then I further traveled to customer service and they have never heard of said person either. Beth and Dale Silhanek, parent's of Virgil James Silhanek who also has disappeared since his wedding, had voiced their opinion to me on the matter. They said that they saw and talked to him after they went to the VA hospital as they stopped in to see him. That is where my account of him being a manager was confirmed by this couple, as they stated that they saw his name tag. What the hell were Beth and Dale (Butch) Silhanek talking about anyway? Is there an impostor Jacob Enderes running around? And the real one is running around Japan looking for Pokemon toys, Gameboys, and Nintendos? Speaking of Nintendo, this guy marks out harder for Nintendo himself more than the creators. Its like he owns stock in the shizzle or something. He got the new Gameboy before it even came out in the States. Can you help me locate this missing person? Don't be fooled by imitation Enderes, as they may be running around proclaiming to be the real Naked Warrior. Chances to contact this person via email or ICQ is 0%. His refusal to reply to emails or ICQ messages is stronger than the Burger King Boycott. So don't waste your time. IF you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of this lost boy, I would appreciate if you could email me since I am family. |
-Now that you've read something, he's written. Wouldn't you like to find out more about T? His bio is coming soon. |
