-I
know you've seen them everywhere, yeah you know you have..The Top 10 Movies of the past
year. Every site has their lists, hell even GYEAH.COM did a list, the most definitive list
out there I might add :). We even had the Top 10 Worst Movies of 2000, but now we're going
even deeper than that. We're now bringing you the TOP 10 WORST MOVIES EVER!!! AVOID THESE
CELLULOID HUSKS AT ALL COSTS:
Top
10 Movies to Avoid!!!
(Seriously!)
Rank |
Movie |
Description: |
#10. |
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Godzilla
- Am I the only one who see's this as nothing more than a weak attempt at making Jurassic
Park 3? Godzilla is supposed to be a monster not some scrawny ass lizard. I went to this
garbage opening night, needless to say I made a scene when it was over. Oh well, I
probably entertained the people in the theater more than this crap ever could. |
#9. |
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Loser
- The title says it all. Its a cookie cutter teen movie, geek helps out
girl, girl takes him for granted, girl eventually falls for geek, with humor throughout. I
think they just forgot the last part. I wish I could forget every part. |
#8. |
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Next Friday - Who didn't love the first Friday? I haven't
been able to find one person who not only likes that movie, but loves it. But this garbage
is an insult to us all. With Chris Tucker gone, two new characters have been thrown into
the mix, too bad their the most annoying idiots I've ever seen. |
#7. |
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The Haunting - I had big expectations for this movie, why?
I still can't figure this out. But c'mon the movie had Catherine Zeta-Jones and Liam
Neeson, so there was some reason for hope. Then the laughable plot came into play. And the
ending? Oh come on, all you have to do is talk the baddies out of leaving? WTF? |
#6. |
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Stuart Saves His Family - I refuse to even comment on this
movie. I've already wasted too much of my little time on this globe on this garbage.
Stuart needs to take his life..and his families. Nuff said. |
#5. |
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Battlefield Earth - Come on, you knew this one was going
to be on the list. John Travolta makes his unbelievable comeback, then destroys it with
crap like this and Lucky Numbers. And now they're talking sequel, Travolta must really
believe the maxim, "Any press is good press." |
#4. |
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Boys & Girls - As expected, I was dragged to this
movie by my girlfriend. No self-respecting male would view any Freddie Prinze huskfest
without being forced to. This is no different...fear this movie...fear it! |
#3. |
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Mystery Men - The return of Pee Wee Herman to the big
screen, I know I was marking out. Then I actually viewed the movie...oh god no. There was
nothing funny about this movie....nothing. Each character was more annoying than the next.
A great cast + a great idea + shit , still = shit. |
#2. |
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Chuck & Buck - This movie got all the Indie buzz, so I
as soon as it hit DVD I had to see what all the fuss was about. The trailer makes it look
like a much darker, emotional Cable Guy type of movie. But instead you're subjected to an
hour and a half of Buck grabbing men's crotches and numbing your mind. |
#1. |
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Crumb - This documentary wins hands down, its no freaken
contest folks. And not because this is a horrible movie, its because its the most
disturbing thing I've ever seen..and I live in Tama folks, so thats saying alot. This
movie will make you physically ill and contemplate violent acts on all around you...AVOID
THIS MOVIE! |
-We at GYEAH.COM know how
tight money is these days, and we're just trying to save you from wasting your hard-earned
money next time you visit local Blockbuster, Hollywood Video, or local video rental
outlet. We did this for you people...YOU'RE WELCOME! YOU'RE ALL WELCOME!! And remember,
for your own sake, for your own sanity....
AVOID
THESE MOVIES YOU BASTARDS! |
