*Be Warned: This article contains a vicious
rant on Apple and some profanity...eek! Be warned :). Kids...steer clear!*
-Yeah I know you know one, everyone knows
one. Or if you've taken even just one computer class in college or anywhere you've had to
deal with them. Yeah you know what I'm talking about..Macintosh lovers. Whenever you're in
a computer class and something goes wrong, they're the first to chim in with garbage like:
"That wouldn't have happened on a Macintosh."
"What do you expect from a PC?"
When I hear words like those my first thoughts are murderous. I want to get up and
strangle these Apple loving bastards. Smash an IMAC over their head and scream, "HOW
DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!" But alas, I compose myself, shake my head, and immediately
lose all respect in these people. But its not because they love Apple computers, its
because they can't shut up about the damn things.
Its like Macintosh is a way of life for these people. Every chance they get they're
talking about how superior Apple is to IBM-based machines. Whats the deal with this?
Honestly people, when you purchase an Apple do you sign some advertisment agreement? Like
you get 100 bucks off if you spout Apple propaganda every chance you get? I owned an Apple
IIe back in the day but you don't see me still hyping it up like its the greatest
invention since edible underwear.
What the hell is it about these machines that make their fans so devoted...and annoying.
They claim their superior, well I've got some points to the contray.
#1. They claim they're cool, this is obviously a fabrication. Have you seen an IMAC for
christsake? How could any MAN use this computer and feel comfortable? I have to use one at
work and I 'd feel more manly holding a big stinky dildo and wearing a "I love
buttsex" t-shirt than that "tangerine" colored mouse. IMACS are for teenage
girls that love N'Sync and use them to write lovey dovey emails to Billy and to forward
chain letters to other sleepless teenyboopers.
#2. They claim they're error free, umm hello? I know Windows based machines are never 100%
reliable. But in my experience with Macs, I've found my share of errors, thats for sure.
And really how many errors are you going to get using MSWord and Navigator, considering
thats about all you can do on a Mac. You aren't going to be playing any new fangled games.
Hell I think Quake 2 just now came out on a Mac. And if you're lucky you might be able to
get Final Fantasy 1 on the Mac New Release counter. Nuff said on that one.
#3. And another point on this was brought to my intention considering Imacs. From fellow
Gyeah.com-er and computer industry employee, Skizzow. He compares Apple fans to Al Gore
supporters.....give it up, you know PC's won the race and are the best so quit making our
lives harder by requiring 2 forms of every software(or hardware for that matter). He's got
a point doesn't he, tangerine boys?
In conclusion, next time someone pipes up about how Macintosh's are so great and PC's
suck. Scream right back at these dillusioned bastards. Scream, "IS THAT COMPUTER
INDIGO COLORED? IS THAT RUBY? HELL NO ITS NOT, ITS A PC, ITS A MAN'S MACHINE, NOW SIT THE
F*CK DOWM MR. TIMBERLAKE, AND WE'LL SEND YOU AN IMAIL WHEN WE WANT YOUR GOD DAMN
OPINION."
Thank you.
Note: One
GYEAH.COMer has a different view. Nemesis feels there's one good thing about
apple....Fiona. |
