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Who Needs to Die? A Story by |
People are out in this world sinning as we speak. The only question is...
We have compiled a list of people that we wish were no longer, and we ask that they please stop...living. Here goes:
-Well that's it for the our list of people this world would do better without. If you know of anyone else who needs to sleep six feet deep, please email us...we're always awake...and watching. GYEAH.COM's "Who Needs to Die" postings are for entertainment only, we intend no harm towards these individuals and ask that you don't either. We wish death upon no one, we just really don't like these foolios, and know you don't either...admit it! |
-Now that you've read something, he's written. Wouldn't you like to find out more about The Goc? Here you go. |
Bill Gates
- They boy has 50 billion dollars and he's still lame.....how
is that possible? Give me 20 bucks, a sack of weed, a case, and I'm man of the year. You'd
think as smart as bill gates is, he could program himself a fucking personality....or at
least buy one with all that damn money. But maybe Xbox will change all that...maybe.
Justin
Timberlake - Every chick in the world wants to play with this curly haired bitch
ass, yet he still looks fruitier than Carmen Miranda. Am I missing something? Why is it
gay men attract women? Is it because they feel safe in knowing they'll never walk into a
room and find him butt-naked holding a bottle of whiskey?. 
Anyone
who is collecting those new quarters - For fucks sake people, every old woman who
has nothing better to do than watch her soaps, get short, and stink like piss is
collecting those damn things. When you get the whole fucking collection 57 years from now,
they're still gonna be worth 25 cents....BEOTCH! Don't ask me how this pic relates to
quarter collecting, but doesn't this look like someone who would? honestly.
Elian Gonzalez - Kids everywhere have it rougher than this kid, but does anyone seem to
care? But everytime this foolio watches Toy Story 2 its top news. I'm glad he's gone, but
he coulda stayed here with one condition...he reunites Cheech & Chong.
Pokemon - Pokemon needs death. That
pederass has invaded our youth like no other. Christ does it take a genius to figure out
that little guy is the stealthy spreader of homosexuality in our youth...
Skat Eaters
- Okay I understand in the heat of passion odd things can take
place, but Jesus h. Christ...SKAT EATING? What's wrong with you people? Its shit...it just
aint right. Do you get horny everytime you smell a septic tank? If so...you need to die.
Carson Daly
- Another example of a homosexual man attracting women. Take his life...before we have to.
The Rest of
the Students at Columbine - Haven't they learned from
Final Destination? You can't cheat death!
Hillary Clinton - Millions of women across
the world would perform any sexual act imaginable to a man with as much power as the
president of the USA......but does she put out for my man bill? god no.....stuck up bitch!
All men
who collect Beanie Babies - Okay, you ass clowns don't need to die, but seriously
come over to my house and allow me to remove your testicles with my rusty pinking shears.
God didn't intend you to be a man if you delight in the collecting of these plush devils.
