= - (prep.) placed between two things that are similar, ex. "2pac=not dead."

Barry pretty - (adj.) used to describe a visually pleasing individual....origin-a pair of Big Barry's (a father of one of our friend, who happens to be an ex-rodeo champion) chaps which are often worn by someone of the drunk classification in Pappy's basement. They then proceed to romp around the room, in a drunken stupor. At times they have even be licked...don't ask., ex. "Hey boy, you are barry pretty...wanta breed?"

Bedheaded - (noun) a strange phenomenon that occurs whenever many of us at GYEAH.COM consume alcohol. With each increasing drink, his hair gets more and more ruffled and messy. Its like drunken crop circles..err somethign, ex. "There's an empty case outside, expect to find a bedheaded foolio inside. "

Beer nuts - (noun) A male problem which comes after the consumption of alcohol and the sexual frustrations which follow, ex. "All I did was smell alcohol and I couldn't get it up for two weeks, I had major beer nuts."

Big Al - (noun) the man who's sexual impulses lead to the birthing of the Goc, it wasn't quite the immaculate conception but it wasn't all bad, ex. "I saw Big Al naked, now I know why you call him BIG Al.

Bootleg - 1 - (adj.) something abnormal or weird, ex. "I was in gym class today, and that new foolio has a bootleg weiner. For real doh."

Bootleg - 2 - (noun) a videogame/movie that was acquired through not quite legal means, ex. "I have more bootlegs than

Buttchild - (noun) a child who has been conceived via impregnation of the butthole, ex. "Dude, he's a straight buttchild."

Buttnaked rodeo - (noun) rodeo's watched by Leisure Suit Barry Papesh (see Barry Pretty) instead of the sport of kings....Professional wrestling on pay per view, ex. "Can we get Wrestlemania? Nah, its buttnaked rodeo night."

Buttsex - (verb) rectal intercourse, which may cause a serious case of buttchildness and a stinky unit, ex. "What's up with his sick buttsex fetish, whats romantic about ramming your shaggy into someone's fecal tube?"

Coolio - (adj.) slang for cool....also a shatty rapper from the early nineties....who can forget "Too Hot?," ex. "That buttnaked rodeo was mad coolio."

Curbing - (verb) the act of putting somebody's open mouth on a street curb and stomping on the back of their head....like they did to the bald fool on American History X, ex. "Vigilante dreams of curbing Nelly!"

Dead - (adj. or retort) bad news or a response of displeasure or belief, ex. "We are out of beer? DEAD!"

Deceased - (adj.) See "dead."

DON'T FORGET TO FEED THE GOATS! - (phrase) a catch-phrase used by the greatest ewrestler of all time, Q-bop. If you don't know about Q-bop, don't ask...trust me.

Dreamcrap - (noun) a slang term for the Sega Dreamcast.

Drive through drug dealers - (A Goc rant) I haven't quite figured out this lil' comedy bit yet, but c'mon its obviously headed towards a comedic future. Puts a new spin on "Happy Meals" that's for sure.

Drunkedness - (a state of being) a state occurred through massive consumption of alcohol which causes atttractive blindness, the thought that you can drive better than Al Unser, sudden disappearance of pants, and possible change in sexuality...but only temporary. *Note from the Goc: It's not necessary to use alcohol to achieve drunkedness, me and the Skow boys once achieved it through Coke pop, seriously. We downed a case, felt wasted and had hangovers....true story. ex. "Last night I came home and my butt hurt, a serious case of drunkedness."

eek - (adv.) a word showing you have been startled or something frightens you, ex. "Shooks whipped out his junk...EEK!"

Ewrestling - (noun) a ficitional internet game involving 'rasslin. Sites that specialize in ewrestling are called "efeds." GYEAH.COM was once home to Gyeah Wrestling, one of the most popular efeds of its time.

Fear and loathing - (phrase) the greatest drug movie since Cheech and Chong....also a good model on how life should be.

FEAR THE GOC - (phrase) fear struck in the hearts of men of the 150 pound weakling known as The Goc, ex. "You talk shit, I piss in you fish tank...FEAR THE GOC!" Note: Fear Fish Tank peeing, seriously. Just ask Shooks about the time in high school when his parent's were out of town. Also, Kenyon knows of some Goc peeing. His GF at the time wanted to talk some smoke to me, so I washed her dishes for here, hehe.

Feeling shitty - (phrase) the time when alcohol kicks in. Often referred to by the layman as "buzzing," ex. "Man, after that Crown Royal I'm feeling shitty."

Foolio - (noun) an indiviual who is goofy, deranged, a moron, or similar, ex. "GYEAH.COM is full of immature foolios!"

Freakish - (adj.) something that is out of the ordinary, or you have a great amount of, ex. "Man, that's a freakishly big husk!"

Fucked ass - (moniker) the correct name for WWF wrestler Bad Ass Billy Gunn or any other idiot, ex. "Here comes fucked ass...hide!"

Fucking die - (phrase) what you say to someone when they annoy you, or are frat boys who come in and attempt to play your Dreamcast.

Fucking Insanity - (phrase) something defies all logic, sanity, or words, ex. "The bass coming out of that car is fucking insanity."

Fuckishly - (adv.) an adverb meaning something is out of the ordinary or extreme, ex. "Dude, that's a fuckishly big stick of lard, you really think Shooks can eat it?"

Funnier than fuck - (phrase) something that'ss funnier than a crippled midget with Down Syndrome who trips over a curb. Alrighty, that was sleepless, but c'mon it was sarcasm!

Gash - (noun) a part of the female anatomy, hint: Not Breasts!

Gay Boy - (noun) a slang term for Nintendo Game Boy or Justin Timberlake...take your pick.

Gay P - (noun) a slang term for a Hewlett-Packard, an HP, and how they enjoy locking up whenever you're about to do something cool in Unreal Tournament, thus its a Gay P. And for those of you that have seen a Gay P in person, did you notice the odd flip top dealy? Well I know I did, ex. "Let's look under the hood of this Gay P, probably piss in the oil."

Gaystation - (noun) slang term for the Sony Playstation.

Gayer than buttsex - (phrase) doesn't it say everything, ex. "Ricky Martin is gayer than two men having buttsex with smiles on their faces."

Goc's Fanatic Fantasy - (A Goc rant) Okay, ya know the show Fanatic on MTV where you get to meet a celebrity, well I want get on that ish. First I make a video of me all not straight like screaming about how I am the Backstreet Boys biggest fan. Then when I get on the show, I pull a retractable club out of my pocket and bounce on Jordan, Danny, Joey, Donnie or whatever those foolios names are and beat them senseless. They won't know what hit em. But because of sheer numbers, its most likely they will end up pounding on The Goc. Thus I will have been beat up on national television by the "I like it in the" Backstreet Boys, so I will probably have to end up taking my own life. But oh wells..

God - (adj.) something that is cooler than cool, pimpier than Iceberg Slim, if zits were cool, something considered god would put Randy Lacina (a high school pimple-headed friend of Goc's) to shame, ex. "That game is god."

God-like - (adj.) a person or thing that out-performs all others. Something so icon, that it deserves to be worshipped on Sunday or Wednesday evenings and have goats sacrificed in its honor, ex. "The way he slapped his junk on that mark's head was godlike."

God in my country - (phrase) a phrased made famous by Wayne's World, but perfected by those at GYEAH.COM. The phrase refers to someone or something that is greatly respected by you and/or your peers, ex. "Timesplitters for Playstation 2 is a god in my country, I pray to it daily."

Good stuff maynard - (phrase) apparently this is from an older TV show. I picked up the saying from my parents and just rolled with it from there. For GYEAH purposes, the phrase is used to compliment, ex. "That was a damn fine supper, so good it made me forget you're such an asshole...good stuff maynard."

Goodnite sweetheart (or sweetprince) - (phrase) a phrase that is uttered after disposing of a foe.

Great injustice, It's a - (phrase) it pretty much speaks for itself people, but I suppose we'll give you an example, ex. "Pamela Anderson getting a breat reduction was a great injustice to men of America.She should have been stopped damnit!"

Gregpix - (a way of life) a top-notch porno site for the whole family, compiled by the New Jersey Smut Brothers, ex. "Did ya see that scat-eating old tart on gregpix today?"

Greasy fuck box - (noun) a fly which is indegnious to the temperate hills of Chile.....oh come on foolios, you know what this really is referring to.

Gyeah - (noun or response) millions have searched for meaning of GYEAH, but I refuse to divulge it's actual meaning. I will take it to the grave.

Hatchet Wound - (noun) see "Gash".

Hate fuck - (verb) sexual intercourse without love of any kind or sex intended to physically harm your partner, ex. "I'd love to hate f*ck Suzanne Sommers just to get her to quit trying to sell me crap at 3 AM on TV."

Hey yo - (greeting) the universal GYEAH.com greeting, which was coined by the one and only Razor Ramon, aka Scott Hall.

Hotter than prison sex - (phrase) something that is just plain on fire, or too hot to touch. Think about this one, can you really imagine anything hotter than prison sex. 1. Those cells aren't ventilated well. 2. Prison sex usually invovlves a struggle, which is sure to work up some sweat. 3. Do you really think Big Dick Bubba is really going to care about the friction buttsex causes without lubrication? I don't think so.

How do you sleep at night? - (phrase) a phrase meant to be directed towards anyone who is either stupid, out-of-line, or attempting to swindle you. They're actions are so heinous, that you wonder how they can sleep at night, with that hanging over their head, ex. "$2.99 for a Big Mac? How the <bleep> do you sleep at night?"

Husk - (n) fecal matter extracted by the sphincter, ex. "That husk had hair and teeth, the pro-life activists are gonna be after my ass."

(verb) the actual squatting over a toilet, paper bag, spaghetti O's can, or otherwise, ex. "I gotta go husk, you got any Tupperware?"

I have to job - (phrase) what to tell your friends when you've already agreed to do something with your girlfriend, ex. "I can't go play Playstation 2 and drink beer with beautiful models with you guys, I have to job to a ballet with my girlfriend."

I'm down for the cause - (phrase) by saying this you commit yourself to a plan or action.

Icon - (adj.) very cool or in wack words....neat, ex. "Last night you were icon." - Similar words= iconic, iconish, and fucking icon.

(n) a person of great stature or cooler than the Fonz, ex. "Rae Curruth is an icon, anyone who hides in their trunk from the police has flava in my eyes."

Iconishlymadflava - (adj.) consisting of all the elements of being iconish and having excess amounts of flava, ex. "The Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson tape has iconishlymadflava."

Ideas - (noun) a codename for the greatest thing in the world besides walks on the beaches and the kiss of a beautiful woman, hehe err anyways...it means BEER!, ex. "You got any ideas for tonite? I need to do alot of thinkin'."

Inhale my manhood - (phrase) inserting your member into someone else's oral cavity, either forcible or for pleasure, ex. "Shooks inhaled Goc's manhood. (Note: Seriously, this happened)."

Internet pimp - (noun or verb) a person who regularly sways the opposite sex via internet chatting, ex. "Dude, why's your dad always on the computer? He's an internet pimp.Oh, sweet."

Jobber - (noun) a person who lacks all signs of flava, ex. "David Hasselhoff is the king jobbers."

Junk - (noun) a male's tapioca tube, ex. "Shooks took all 8 inches of my junk."

Kotex - (noun) the actual name of shook's so called "rolex" which was a gift from his parents...it only cost two chickens and his mom's anal virginity. Also the real name of Goc's computer, the Everex shitbox. It's such a big piece of shit it needs wings and belongs in a women's crotchly area.

Lesbians using penis-like dildos - Come on how much freaken sense does this make? They don't like men, yet they pleasure each other with dildos shaped like PENISES FOR GODS SAKE! I like women, you don't see me going around and buying plastic men's fake hairy asses and buttjamming them into next week. If I was gonna buy a plastic device, it would have vagina like qualities, similar to a watermelon filled with jello. So lesbians, mold K.D. Lang or Ellen Degeneres' tongue or something and use that shit, make some sense damn you!

Love my stink - (phrase or perhaps an offer?) a phrase which is said when your body odor has been noticied by others.

Love my butt - (phrase) when someone becomes annoyed with you or talks junk to you, this phrase can be uttered to strike right back at them, ex. "I'm a sore winner? Shit, you just wanna love my butt."

Lutes - (a goodbye) the non-spanish verison of "adios."

Mad flava - (adj.) see "Iconishlymadflava." Just not as high in degree.

Mad wasted yo - (phrase or state of being) complete and utter intoxication.

Mark - (noun) the type of person who believes wrestling is real or is just utterly clueless when it comes to any facet of life.

Mark-out - (verb) the state of glee when your favorite team or thing performs well, ex. "I had a boner for 8 hours, I marked out!"

Marshall Applewhite - (noun) the best salesman EVER, ex. "He convinced like twenty people to wear shitty ass Nikeys and eat poison, in hopes a fucking UFO would pick them up...jesus h. christ!"

Mo' flava than a spice rack - (phrase) possessing more flava than the average person, ex. "Fight Club has mo flava than a spice rack."

Nappy head - (noun) how your hair looks when you wake up in the morning, also similar to "Sex Head."

Nintendo shitty four - (noun) A slang term for a Nintendo 64.

No truer words have been spoken - (phrase) in the words of Tupac Shakur, "the truest shit I ever wrote." When you've spoken the complete and total truth and all are in awe, this phrase describes it.

Not right - (adj.) something that is just plain and simple...not right, ex. "Shooks opened his door in his undies? NOT RIGHT!"

Not straight - (adj.) something that seems as if it would prefer same sex relations.

Off the chain - (phrase) similar to the phrase "off the hook" or "tight."

Pimpy - (adj.) see "Icon" or "Way Pimpish"

Pist - (noun) a mist of urine.

Polish sausage - (noun) often used as a weapon by the GYEAH.com. Just snag one of those big bastards out of the fridge and start swinging.

Pray to your false god - (phrase) a phrase used by non-believers whenever the topic of faith comes up in conversations.

Pure comedy - (adj.) something funnier than Shooks licking Favre's picture on his Christmas tree after doing a Goldust impersonation, ex. "That foolio on the discovery channel with a third foot was pure comedy."

'Puter - (noun) an electronic device with a keyboard, mouse, and screen used to examine pornography, read smutty email, and make smutty CDs, ex. "Tom's 'puter is all sticky from gregpix. He goes online and jerks off on his modem." Also may mean a part of the female anatomy.

Real crazy made face - (phrase) I have no idea what this means.

Real wicked guy...shit - (phrase) yet again, we're clueless, we just say it.

Scat eater - (noun) the consumption of fecal matter for pleasure and entertainment, ex. "That dude's breath smells like he is a scat eater."

Shitstation2 - (noun) a slang term for the Sony Playstation 2.

Sho' nuff - (phrase) used to express agreement to something.

Shooks - (moniker) the smokey treat king known as Thomas Jay Shooks, car salesman of the month at Brown's & Sons Used Cars, and GYEAH.com's resident whipping boy. In the words of Favre, Shooks is like an older version of us in his sayings, we are Windows 98, he is 95, hell maybe 3.1.

Sleep - (verb or saying) when someone is talking nonsense to you and you just don't want to hear it anymore, just utter this word. They'll get the point, and hopefully get some Z's.

Smut lord - (noun) a person who is addicted to internet pornography sites or knows way too much about porno, ex. "That foolio knows more about porno than Gregpix, he's a damn smut lord."

Spinning DDT - (noun) the greatest wrestling finishing movie EVER, ex. "I'll spinning DDT you so hard, it might make you heterosexual again."

Staring at a blue screen - (action) this is definitely a GYEAH.com inside joke. Apparently when us (meaning Goc, Vertigo, Hoss, Shoooks, Pappy) would get together to play video games, the night would eventually end up with all of us shitty drunk dead staring at a blue screen. The blue screen would be his TV, with nothing on it. We'd get so hung up on the alchy, the games would take a backseat. The blue screen=very interesting. I blame it for the time I whizzed in the kitty litter.

Take a pull off that - (phrase) something said whenever you are chewing tobacco. In "that" he is referring to his 20 ounce full of stankin ass chew spit. He often follows the phrase up with, "It will change your life." - Pioneered by Goc, Used by Goc.

Tarot Cards=Bullshit - Okay I know all you people have seen those Tarot Card psychic commercials on TV. Foolios call in and are amazed when LaToya or whoever says "You have a dog who shits on the rug," or "You knocked up your wife." Please people, why do you pay to be told SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW! Its like $5.95 a minute to be told shit you already freaken know. Next time just call up the Goc and I'll call you an idiot and I'll even do it for free! *Not valid in TX and MN.

TerriAble - (adj.) according to Goc this is the correct spelling of the word "terrible." It has also taken on another meaning because of this. It is used to stress extreme disgust, ex. "Shooks didn't shower? Terriable!"

Too White Crew - (noun) a group of caucasians.

True dat - (phrase) used to express agreement.

Two parts butt, one part ass - (phrase) used to describe something which smells horrid, ex. "After that party, our bathroom smells like two parts butt, one part ass."

Urinal - (noun) a slang term for the Sony Playstation. Seriously though, these foolios from Australia emailed IGN (a video game site) and said they got drunk and "accidently" urinated in their playstation. Damn Aussies! Well if PaRappa was in the console at the time, I understand the reason for the pissing.

Waterless Urinal - (noun) These things are tools of the devil. At our high school, South Tama County High, we were forced to urinate in urinals with no water. They honestly referred to them as waterless urinals. How do they sleep? Supposedly the urine was soaked up by a blue seal, what was in this seal? And why do my balls itch now?

Way Pimpish - (adj.) something that is way to cool to describe, ex. "When Snoop had curly ass hair, he was way pimpish."

Westside geto ganja - (noun) you know what I am talking about, ex. "Goc took of my altered consciousness and had me smoke a blunt of westside geto ganja. He even about got us busted by public safety."

Wet - (saying) a quick, easy way to express your delight in something, ex. "The new Britney Spears video is on? WET!"

Wet Dream....cast - (noun) a slang name for a Sega Dreamcast.

What you drankin' on? - (question) the correct way to ask someone what type of liquor they are currently consuming, ex. "What ya drankin' on foolio? HENNESSEY!!!! UGHHH!"

Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? - Pretty fucking self-explanatory people!

Word - (phrase) a short phrase to express agreement.

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