Well the dust has settled, and the game is in the
record books. The Ravens are the new Super Bowl Champions, destroying the Giants 34-7. I
guess its safe to say that you should NEVER come to GYEAH.COM in hopes of finding where to
put your bets down, because all of us, but one, picked the Giants to come over the
Ravens...and we all saw what happened. If you did, however, find yourself placing bets
according to us..send all complaints to Soup@Gyeah.com.
He'll take care of all of your monitary refunds.
I think its safe to say that this will go down as one of the worst Super Bowl's of
all time. I mean, unless you drunk yourself into a stupor..there was no way you could've
enjoyed this game...even if you did pick the Ravens. So I, being the considerate man that
I am, decided to compile three lists from this past Super Bowl Weekend. The categories are
high points of the Super Bowl Weekend, low points of the Superbowl Weekend, and of course
the grandaddy of them all...the top 5 commercials of the Super Bowl. So strap in, and lets
take a look shall we.
Low Points of the Super Bowl Weekend.
5) Nelly at the Half Time Show: Ok, I can take Aerosmith and Nysnc
doing their thing..and the addition of Britney was cool too. But when Mary J Blige,.who
did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, and Nelly get up there rapping his wack ish to an Aerosmith
classic..that my friends=DEATH.
4)
TRL on CBS: WTF is the meaning of this?!?
We don't get enough of Carson Daly and his black fingernails on mtv that he has to come to
the man's channel and display a bunch of non talented pop singing hacks. I mean what the
hell is up with Jennifer Lopez's next single?!? This travesty must NEVER happen again.
3)"Exit Wounds" Movie
Trailer:Um...ok. Which Hollywood big shot
thought up the duo of Steven Segal and DMX? I mean can you go any further on the opposite
sides of the spectrum. Segal's movie career is GONE, and I guess they're punishing DMX for
signing on to the Crow 4. Did they just put names in a hat, and pull to see who makes a
movie together. That's like putting Jean Claude Van Damme in a movie with Dennis
Rod...uh..um...nevermind.
2)Kerry Collins 'Gold Digging'
Incident: Perhaps I'm the only one who saw
it, but why in the hell was Kerry Collins caught digging DEEP into his nose after a
botched pass late in the third quarter. I mean, were things really getting so boring that
he had to find other ways to amuse himself. I'm just glad he didn't see Britney's halftime
outfit and start finding OTHER ways to amuse himself.
1)The Batlimore Raven's Defense: There is no question
that the Raven's Defense will go down in history as one of the best of all time. But, that
same defense is also the reason that the sound of 'zzz' was heard simantaneously around
the world. Watching 'WCW' wrestling is more entertaining. (MY GOD IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?)
High Points of the Super Bowl
5) Giants Kickoff Return: Man, this was intense. For one
moment in the game, excitement was shot into the game as the Giants went from end to end
scoring for the first time in the game and making the game seem not so far out of reach.
Of course...it didn't last long.
4) Raven's Kickoff Return:
The second I saw this kick going short, I saw any
hopes of the Giants coming back destroyed. Here, the Ravens played the old.."Anything
you can do..I can do better" routine. And better they did.
3) Survivor II : It's a sad sad day when
the Reality Show that comes after the Super Bowl is ten times better than the Super Bowl
itslef. I'm afraid this version of survivor has me hooked as well. DOWN WITH
DEB!!!!...sorry.
2) Britney Spears at the Half
Time Show: Yes its true, the girl has about as
much vocal talent as a prostitute does class . But damn, don't you wish all girls
wore those female football outfits. The world would be much better for it
1) "What Are You
Doing?": This commercial was hilarious,
hands down..and was it not for this commercial the entire Super Bowl would have been crap.
And now, on to the one you all care about
anyway. The top 5 commercials of the Super Bowl. Those that are underlined have links to
where you can actually see the commercial.
Top 5 Super Bowl Commercials
5) E-Trade-
Dot-Com Graveyard: A simple humor that
works, as the little E-Trade monkey goes around to all the dot.com graveyards showing his
sympathy towards their demise.
4) "Tomb
Raider": With the exception of
"Hannibal" and this one, the move trailers this year sucked. "Exit
Wounds", "Swordfish", "Fast and Furious", and "Knight's
Tale" look like a bunch of cow ish. Movie trailers are supposed to get you excited
about the movie, none of those did that better than Tomb Raider. Tomb Raider had a second
spot during "Survivor 2" which you can see here.
3) "7up
Pool": 7up had more than one
commercial that was damn funny, buy this one beats out the painting the center court one
due to its use of body gas.
2) "Blow
Dryer": Here, Cedric the
Entertainer tells us why you NEVER shake the beer...much less use a blow dryer to clean
off your soiled date.
1) "What
Are You Doing?": Budweiser wins both the
number one and number two spot with this hilarious spin on the "Wazzzup"
commercials..preppy style.
So there you have it folks, Budweiser once again
shows that they are the king of the commercial empire, we here at Gyeah.com show our
sadness for picking Super Bowl Winners, and Britney Spears is a damn good piece of eye
candy. Heh, though the game itself was a bore, there still was some interesting things
here and there. Let's hope next year better than this one, but if its not. I'll still be
here to cover it all.
All the commercial
trailers from the Super Bowl can be seen here,
and you can find the Tomb Raider trailers as well as many more here. |
