| Destiny's Child
needs to shut the hell up! I don't want to hear their damn yaps all over my
radio anymore. I'll be the first to admit that there was a time when I definitely
enjoyed them on my TV screen, if for no other reason it was some excellent eye
candy. Over the past month I've decided I hate them on straight San Antonio
Spurs levels! They're all up in my radio, all over my damn TV, plastered all
over Mtv, and in repeated commercials (or maybe its just the same commercial over
and over again), that damn song "Survivor" (which is painfully obvious
they got the title for this from a recent popular TV show), the damn story about
them always losing a member..........god damn I can't take it anymore! This hatred didn't brew overnight, for a good 2-3 weeks I
was able to blow it off by saying "yeah, but at least Beyonce is hotter than
prison sex with no lube" F that, not anymore! They are just too
damn annoying, hell even when that damn makeup or hair color or whatever the hell
commercial with her in it comes on I don't even have dirty thoughts anymore, I just
want to choke her out. Is this so wrong? Just like overexposure,
bandwagon, and the cramming of ungodly amounts of propaganda down our throats, has
ruined numerous sports teams (Lakers, cowboys, braves, Vikings, actually the list is
way too long to keep going) it has caused me to spit upon the radio or TV at even
the slightest mentioning of this over-glorified girl band! I still swear
to this day that the short-haired member of the group is an original member of
the group "Total".
One last topic I must address on these beeotches before I
can feel fully relieved by this rant, why in the hell, does every song this
media molded bitch band come out with have to be a women's rights movement?
You don't hear n-stink, back door boys, or bent over 98 degrees singing,
"bitch be payin' my bills, be payin' my telephone bills" or "say my
name" or "I'm a survivor, I don't need a woman, I can make it on my
own". "Survivor" is definitely the worst display of creativity I've
ever seen in my life. Its kinda like that stupid jousting movie with
Heath Ledger that came out right after "gladiator" to ride the bandwagon
and try and make some money. These ladies took the title from the most popular
TV show at the time and decided to turn it into the hook for their song and
sing about how they don't need men.
In closing, yes they are hot, yes I would still put in
some work on them, but it would be more like a hate-F*ck. That is all! |