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Damn Destiny's Child

Skizzow

Destiny's Child needs to shut the hell up!   I don't want to hear  their damn yaps all over my radio anymore.  I'll be the first to admit that there was a time when I definitely enjoyed them on my TV screen, if for no other reason it was some excellent eye candy.  Over the past month I've   decided I hate them on straight San Antonio Spurs levels!  They're all up in   my radio, all over my damn TV, plastered all over Mtv, and in repeated   commercials (or maybe its just the same commercial over and over again),  that damn song "Survivor" (which is painfully obvious they got the title for   this from a recent popular TV show), the damn story about them always losing   a member..........god damn I can't take it anymore! 

This hatred didn't brew  overnight, for a good 2-3 weeks I was able to blow it off by saying "yeah,   but at least Beyonce is hotter than prison sex with no lube"  F that, not   anymore!  They are just too damn annoying, hell even when that damn makeup or hair color or whatever the hell commercial with her in it comes on I  don't even have dirty thoughts anymore, I just want to choke her out.  Is  this so wrong?   Just like overexposure, bandwagon, and the cramming of  ungodly amounts of propaganda down our throats, has ruined numerous sports  teams (Lakers, cowboys, braves, Vikings, actually the list is way too long  to keep going) it has caused me to spit upon the radio or TV at even the  slightest mentioning of this over-glorified girl band!  I still swear to  this day that the short-haired member of the group is an original member of  the group "Total".

One last topic I must address on these beeotches before I can feel  fully relieved by this rant, why in the hell, does every song this media  molded bitch band come out with have to be a women's rights movement?  You  don't hear n-stink, back door boys, or bent over 98 degrees singing, "bitch  be payin' my bills, be payin' my telephone bills" or "say my name" or "I'm a  survivor, I don't need a woman, I can make it on my own".  "Survivor" is definitely the worst display of creativity I've ever  seen in my life.  Its kinda like that stupid jousting movie with Heath  Ledger that came out right after "gladiator" to ride the bandwagon and try and make some money.  These ladies took the title from the most popular TV  show at the time and decided to turn it into the hook for their song and  sing about how they don't need men.

In closing, yes they are hot, yes I would still put in some work on  them, but it would be more like a hate-F*ck.  That is all!


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