Waking
up at 8 AM for work, cleaning your room, washing pans, having to buy gas, being friends
with Shooks, doing homework...every day we have to do annoying things like these. So when
we sit down to watch TV, head to the movie theater, or pop in a CD; we expect to be able
to relax. BUT NO!! Celebrities world-wide are ten times more annoying than anything that
could take place in our daily life. Think I'm wrong, take a look at this list...
Top
10 Most Annoying Celebrities!
Rank |
Picture |
WHY?!?: |
#10. |
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Sway,
MTV Idiot - Those of you that don't watch MTV will have no idea who this
bastard is. But to those that have heard him attempt to speak in MTV news segments know
that he's one annoying bastard. He's supposed to be Mr. Cool Urban Male, but its painfully
obvious that he is anything but. He's Puffy's biggest fan, and he if he's not dyslexic
than the TelePrompTer needs some serious fixing. |
#9. |
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Puffy, Wack Rapper - A list
of the most annoying would be glaringly incomplete if we didn't mention Scruff Daddy
himself. If only he would have gotten ten years and not Shyne, perhaps we would have had a
decade of straight music. But alas, we're stuck with P Diddy. Why don't shitty rappers get
killed? Why is it only the great ones? |
#8. |
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Martha
Stewart, House Wife from Hell - This woman scares the bejesus out of me,
she's putting way too many ideas in the women of our world. She's hellbent on a world
takeover filled with doilies, napkin holders, and silk flowers. Check out this picture
(left), those are balls of men she's castrated...I shit you not. Don't let you girl watch
this show..your days will be numbered. |
#7. |
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Tom
Green, Mr. Annoying - Tom Green's schtick of repeatedly screaming the same
idiotic words over and over got tired quickly. If anyone has seen Andy Dick's parody of
Green, it nails exactly how simple Green is and that his 15 minutes were up long ago. LONG
AGO! LONG! AGO!! LOOOONGGG!!!! AGO!!!!! Am I annoying yet? Call me Tom Green, now make my
monkey ass famous. |
#6. |
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Miss
Cleo, Psychic for Hire - With each passing day, this freak of nature gets
more and more damn commercials. What went from a late night commercial staple, has
developed into a media barrage at all hours of the day. Each commercial gets more and more
annoying. Quotes that annoy me the most: "Miss Cleo keeps it real," "The
one with the funny chin.," "The power of the tarot." Also, am I the only
one who's noticed that her accent used to fade in and out. Miss Cleo is bullshit...and
annoying as all hell. |
#5. |
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Regis
Philbin, Arrogant Ass - Say you were a lame as hell talk show host who
played second fiddle to Kathie Lee Gifford most of your life. Now say you suddenly started
hosting a popular game show. Would you forget your decades of flamingness and suddenly act
like you're cooler than Samuel L. Jackson? I know I wouldn't, but we're letting Regis get
away with it. Someone needs to get on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and tell him to get
his bitch ass back to day time TV and get his Kmart ass out of those Armani suits. |
#4. |
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Nelly, Wackest Rapper - My
name is Nelly, I go to kindergarten classes, ask them to rhyme two words, put it to a beat
and then recycle it over and over. "Shimmy, Shimmy, Cocoa Pop." What the hell is
that? Hell it even sounds like he's ripping off Ol' Dirty's "Shimmy, Shimmy Ya."
Nelly is exactly what's wrong with hip hop, all flash..no substance....AND ANNOYING AS
HELL! |
#3. |
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Aaron
Carter, His Music Responsible for Columbine - Shoot this kid in the
face..NOW! When I was ten, or however old this kid is, I was watching New Jack City in my
room, collecting baseball cards and terrified of the opposite sex. Now look at this little
bastard, he's dancing around like an idiot, acting like he's rapping, and begging for a
slug to the head. I don't know what's worse, Aaron Carter making a song with Shaq, or Shaq
making a song with Aaron Carter. I am not amused. |
#2. |
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N'Sync,
New Kids on the Block, Part 2 - I'm annoyed that ladies swoon for these
goofy bastards. If you put these guys in a police lineup and they were unknown to you,
they'd be considered no better lookin' than Shooks. But you slap some prissy voices in
them, put 'em in corny ass outfits, and have them shake their asses more than Corky
Thatcher at a rave on ecstasy and all the ladies swoon. It's bullshit! Remember the days
when women only cared about how you looked? Now you have to be practically homosexual for
them to like you. I piss! |
#1. |
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Orlando
Jones, 7UP Dumbsh*t - Some people may argue with me on this one, but this
man has to be the most annoying person ever to live. His constant 7UP commercials are
never funny and are more irritating than nails on a chalkboard. And if anyone has seen the
trailer to his movie, Double Take, they'd want to take his life. He's the king of
overacting..AND THE MOST ANNOYING CELEBRITY EVER!!! |
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