It's
been a while since we've dropped any Top 10 Lists, but the long Thanksgiving weekend gave
us alot of time to get things done. Most of those things involved stuffing our faces,
playing Xbox and Gamecubes, and fiddling with our junk. You may notice that none of these
things included writing or working on GYEAH.com. Hmmmm, perhaps Thanksgiving isn't all
it's cracked up to be.
Rather than completely outlaw the holiday
for GYEAH.com staff, we've thrown three of them together and forced them to finish this
Top 10 List. Enjoy....
Reasons
Why We'll Never Be Terrorist Suspects...
Rank |
Picture |
WHY?!?: |
#10. |
 |
TV
isn't exactly kosher among most terrorist factions and groups... If they
don't love TV, what do you think they think about Playstations and Xbox's? You know they
hate 'em, while we wanta love 'em up. Love that SEXbox. |
#9. |
 |
We
couldn't be terrorist threats... cause we love our big booty bitches too
much to put a table cloth over their face. We know for a fact that we'd never EVER attempt
to put more clothes on our women. If we could force them to be naked 24/7....we would. |
#8. |
 |
Although Goc Lives in a Cave... None of us have
enough money to afford an airplane ticket. |
#7. |
 |
The only part of camels... that we regularly see is
the TOE!!! Yummy! |
#6. |
 |
We
Love Capitalism! Skizzow was an economics major, and
Goc is currently in business school. We're the problem in these terrorists' eyes, so you
know we aren't working with 'em. |
#5. |
 |
We only use towels... to dry off our stinky, wet anuses!
We know better than to let those things touch our face. Word. |
#4. |
 |
We couldn't be a terrorist threat, because we get more than scola on our
TV... making us too preoccupied to give a rats ass about any other nation
than our own-alien nation. Boy having only one channel-that would drive me fuckin' nutz
too!!! |
#3. |
 |
Because we don't get a daily dose of camel sperm in the brown eye...
and I've heard that makes people quite violent. At least, that's what Shooks told me...and
he would definitely know. |
#2. |
 |
Most terrorist acts take place during the early morning hours (8 AM, 9
AM)... and lord knows we'll never be up that early, and definitely could
never be "cold and calculating" at that time of day. |
#1. |
 |
The #1 Reason Why We'll Never Be Terrorist Suspects is...
we know without a doubt, that AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!!!! |
-Well that's our only
defenses in case an accusing finger gets pointed our way. If you have some of your own, or
you still think we're guilty....
TELL US ABOUT IT ON THE MESSAGE BOARD |
