Up until I came to college, people on bikes taking up the sidewalk didn't bother me that much. That was because they had manners. However, do to an incident with a bike rider I feel the need to express my deep hatred for you two wheeled bastards. Last year, I’m walking to class minding my own business when a guy on a bike comes from behind me and runs over the back the my foot. He almost fell and had the nerve to call me a bitch. So I figured I’d show him just how big of a bitch I could be. When he went to pursue my feet again I turned around and pushed him off his bike. Okay…what the fuck. First of all, he was the one who can’t ride a damn bike well enough not to fall off and secondly he has a voice a simple “excuse me” would have worked. What happened to manners? Doesn't anybody's parents teach their spoiled little brats manners anymore? Another thing that bothers me about bicyclers is the fact they try to talk on the cell phone while riding. More than half of your f*ckers riding bikes can barely walk and chew bubble gum at the same time so what in the hell makes you think you can ride a bike and talk on the phone? It wouldn't be such a big deal if it didn’t happen every day all day. The other day I saw a guy almost get pulverized by a delivery truck because he was so busy making kissy faces and sweet talking to his hoe on the phone that he didn’t see the truck coming straight for him. He had the nerve to flip the driver off. Had I been the driver I would put the truck in reverse and ran the bastard over, that’s what he wanted in the first place. All I wanna know is who gave you bicycle riders the idea that you run the sidewalk/street?? They give you fuckers a bell to put on your bike to warn people of your approach and your own little path next to the sidewalk so why not ride on there?? How would you feel if one day I decided to walk on your bike path and kept maneuvering in front of you or leave shit in the way so you guys fall. The fact that people thought they were the shit because they were on bikes puzzled me, so I set out to ask a few people why they think they rule the sidewalk. 98% of the people polled said that WE (the pedestrians) should move because they are on wheels, making them more powerful. More Powerful! HA! Go see the prick I knocked off his bike and ask him who has the power. This may sound but mean, but then again I am Vigi’s better half ,so what else were you expecting? One day I hope all of you bike riding, Olympic gold medal cyclist wanna-be's gets hit by a car and knocked the fucked out. Maybe then will you see that you don’t rule the sidewalk/street and you definitely can’t ride a bike and talk on the cell phone at the same time. But until then stay off your damn cell phone and get the fuck over when people are walking or else deal with me trying to throw shit in your spokes. |
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