| Guys, have you ever
been with your girl at the mall or at the restaurant and you both see a girl walk by. Your
girl calmly asks you, "How does she look to you?" You turn around, like a dumb
ass, to see how see looks and says something like.."She's straight". Your girl
responds, "Does she look better than me?" You quickly say, "Naw naw, you
tight girl." She then gets pissed, cause she's rather confused as to whether or
not tight is better than straight. Well my folks, that's why I'm here. Vigilante is going
to lay it out the line for you. This is what is meant when we guys say what we say.
Fine
as all Hell |
This is where the girls is so damn good looking, that drinking the woman's bathwater
becomes a blessing in disguise. However, these chicks often are highly stuck on
themselves.
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Cutey |
Not necessarily worse than fine. This is where most guys fall into with their mates. She's
the girl who wins over your heart.
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Hot |
She's not fine and she's not a real cutey, but there's something about her that makes her
very attractive.
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Straight |
There is nothing really special about this girl, but with a little handy work and a lot of
prayer. She could be the one.
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Decent |
This is the level where you need to evaluate whether or not you want this girl on your
arm. She's not butt ugly, but she's not pretty enough to possibly scar your image. She's
the girl you walk side by side (instead of hand in hand) with in the mall.
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Fuckable |
Girls that usually have the body of a godess, and a face from hell fall into this
category. I mean, when the lights go out...you can't see her face anyway. But like
Gizmo,this chick should stay out of light.
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I'm
cool |
Seeing as how my speech is not slurred, and my vision is not impared...the liquor has yet
to settle in. Bring this girl back around when I start holding conversations like Nelly,
"Fa Sure Dirty".
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HELL NAW |
Not even with Soup's dick would I go near this kin to Shaquille.
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So there you have it guys. The list to keep your ass out of
a bind. Of course, if you want to save yourself the trouble all together. Simply avoid
getting caught up in this trap and respond, "It doesn't matter how she looks babe,
she would never compare to you." |
