-Welcome to the GYEAH.COM's Ramblings Archives. Here you can find various articles we have written on any topic under the sun. They're divided into the month they were posted on the site, enjoy:
-October 2001-
Bike
Riders: Get the F*ck Over! - by
Angel
- Up until I came to college, people on bikes taking up the sidewalk didn't
bother me that much. That was because they had manners. However, do to an incident with a
bike rider I feel the need to express my deep hatred for you two wheeled bastards.
Bottled
Water is a Scam! - by
Goc
- WHAT THE
F*CK IS WITH BOTTLED WATER?!? Is this not the biggest scam in the history of the world?
Selling swamp land in Florida, pills that make your breasts grow, Dr. Ho's shock therapy,
Miss Cleo's psychic readings...these all pale in comparison to the scam that is bottled
water. Don't believe me? Well I'll elaborate, you're damn right I'll elaborate.
Missing:
Thomas Jefferson Jay Leno Edward Furlong Shooks - by Hoss
- The name of Tom Shooks is about as infamous as any
in the world of GYEAH.com. He's a target of constant staff mockery, but now could he be
missing?!? Don't worry, you won't find any tear-jerking moments in this article by the
roomate of the Shooks.
Shooks
Job Search: Top 10 Jobs He Qualifies For - by Goc
- It's the
Goc again with another Top 10 list for everyone. This one centers on the GYEAH.com legend
known as Shooks. He's currently unemployed, but I've got some help for him. Check out
these jobs he qualifies for...
This Fall's
Music - by GYEAH
Staff
- This Fall
marks the release of new CDs by a very impressive list of artists. Britney Spears, Michael
Jackson, Warren G, Rob Zombie, DMX, Kid Rock, etc. etc. The big boys are all coming
out to play in the coming months, and we're here to help you sort through the mess.
Top 10
Animals I Want to F*ck! - by
Blue Moose
- We
don’t bang supermodels, but who among us wouldn’t want to slip a little
something into Anna Kournikova? So what’s the difference between wanting to bang Anna
and wanthing to do the hunga-ba-bumba with a Moose, for instance? Nothing, that’s
what. So we decided the only logical step to take would be to compile a list of the top 10
animals we’d like to rail.
