This Week in Reality: Jan 28

Disclaimer: I live in a place called 'reality.' So if my views/opinions off the wall or radical, keep in mind you live in a totally different place than I do. Your place is fantasy. Your opinions have been spoon fed to you by a bunch of bleeding heart liberal cocksuckers. My attitude sucks, my language is profane, my grammar is horrible, I don't spell check and I don't CARE!

SPORTS

Well, Yesterday was Superbowl day... As I write this it's the next morning. I actively participate on several forums (both sports and otherwise) and I've seen a couple things I found strangely enlightening.

1) "The New England Patriots did not deserve to be in the Superbowl."

K. Let me explain something to you ignorant jerkoffs. When a team goes through a series of games (The popular term for this is the 'playoffs') and win them all they advance to a game called 'The Superbowl.' That's right - there's no BCS - there's no board room where fat assholes decide which 2 teams are the best. It's decided on the field. I know, in a perfect world we'd have some nerdy motherfuckers sitting in front of a computer with forumulas, probabilities, etc and figure out who the best team is.

Excuse my sarcasm, but thats not how its done. Not only did the Patriots deserve to be in the Big Game - They WON IT! All you Ram frontrunners can make excuses all day long - you can tell me how pissed off you are that you lost to a team that shouldnt have been there - you can tell me how if the game was played again you'd win. You know what? Grab your testicles and cut them off! Thats right... You're not a man - you're letting your feelings control how you act and what you say. Let me just clarify something first - Did I think the Rams were going to win? Yes. Would I have put my money on the rams if I had to? Yes. But I didn't. Why? Because I knew about things like the Rams planning their Superbowl after-party before the game. I watched as the Rams struggled to beat the Eagles and watched the Patriots destroy the Steelers. This was a team. This win is good for sports. 14 point underdogs, winning by 3.

Bottom line - The Patriots were there because they deserved to be - and not only did they go to the dance, they danced when they got there. They are YOUR world champions!

2) "The Game was fixed."

Ok, I've seen this a lot now too - and I don't even know why I'm wasting my time with this. So... the "powers-that-be" paid off the entire Rams and Patriots roster (100+ players) and the coaches on each team (30+), the half-doezen officials, and everyone else involved with the game... ??? Are you fucking serous??

Please let me strap you to a chair and beat you with a frying pan and piss on your remains. I can only hope that these people will never reproduce. I'd be surprised if they possessed enough intelligence to pull their pants down. These are the same fucknuts that cried 'conspiracy' that a NASCAR race was fixed. Whatever, Do us a favor, DONT WATCH SPORTS ANYMORE! If you want fantasy, go see some lame-ass movie like Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings and leave reality to me.

In other news... Michael and Juanita Jordan will 'reconcile' their differences. This is a business arrangement folks.

Former Sports Agent William "Tank" Black was found guilty of defrauding NFL players of 14 million dollars. What a piece of shit.

and finally...

"Russell, along with two other men, is charged with eight counts of raping by use of drugs, six counts of oral copulation of an unconscious person, five counts of sexual penetration by foreign object and six counts of sexual battery."

Maybe I'm off-base here... But who the fuck wants to perform oral sex on someone who's knocked out....

Watch this... he'll get 3 years in prison. I want to take this piece of shit and strap him to the fucking railroad tracks. We dont need a trial - this is all on tape - put a bullet in his head. Why waste the time.

MUSIC

I have 2 tidbits for this week.

1) The Superbowl Musical Performances.

Is it not possible to get anyone better than "Crazy-bitch-lip-synching" Mariah "I'm a Diva" Carrey to sing the national anthem. Shit man. You might as well had Britney Spears up there - or How about Nsync... or how about... NO!

Lets get someone who actually sings. Everyone wants to be patriotic after Sept 11th. Everyone wants to make a big deal about the National Anthem, etc... So why are we having this nobody sing the National Anthem. In 1993 during the Gulf War "period" Whitney Houston gave us one of the best National Anthems in recent history. Find someone else.

Onto the Half-time performance. Now, I'm not a U2 fan. I never have been and I certainly never will be. But the half-time performance WAS entertaining and it WAS real.

Everyone was stroking their cock over how great U2 was for having the names of the victims in the background. First of all, I highly doubt this was U2's idea... So lets not give credit where credit isnt due. And Second of all, they got through a good 3-5% of the the names before the thing dropped. Do them all or dont do them at all. Their performance was good - and it's certainly 100 times better than what it could have been (*cough last year cough*) but lets leave it at that.

2) Limp Bizkit The Frauds.

For those of you who listen to Limp Bizkit and are die-hard fans... Close this window. Thats probably a wasted disclaimer though... I mean, if you're a LB fan - can you read? Can you even formulate your own thoughts/opinions? No, probably not. For those of you who arent corporate puppets and listen to music that is actually good...rather than what we're told is good.... You might find this enlightening.

For those of you who don't know... LB is on tour looking for a new guitar player. Their former player Wes Borland finally realized "this is what its like to sell out" and left the band. So, in an attempt to replace him... Bizkit will hit the road....make 12 year old kids stand outside for 12 hours... get on a bus with Fred and 16 body guards, play for 60 seconds, and then have their uncopyrighted material stolen by the group. Thats right, all players must sign a form saying anything they play will be property of Limp Bizkit.

And as bad as I feel for these kids... What a bunch of fucking imbeciles. Did you really think you were going to end up the new guitarist of LB? Fuck you, I hope you enjoyed standing out in the cold for 12 hours only to get on a bus (and not even get to talk to the band) only to be told "go home."

As much as I hate Bizkit and mostly Fred Durst - if you wanted to be in this band of sellout cocksuckers - you deserve what you got. I guarantee they've had a guitarist for months now ... Anyone who doesnt think this is nothing but a publicity stunt... Shoot yourself.

POLITICS

1) If you work... you pay taxes. And I for one am sick of seeing tax money go to waste. I'm not going to waste a lot of space/time with this one - but find a better use for our tax money than rebuilding Afghanistan. Stop cuddling the enemy.

2) Bill Clinton still sucks...and the media still hides it.

Once again... a Clinton was booed. Yes, during the Super Bowl Pre-game show... Bill Clinton was booed by the entire stadium when he came on. You couldnt hear it because they blocked it out. Since he's left office, both Bill and Hillary have been booed almost everywhere they go. DIE ALREADY!

Thats it ... I'll have some more shit for you next week - Until then...

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