| Vigilante has been
bottled in for quite some time now, and the with more hostility than parents being
interrupted by 2 year old Betty while trying to procreate. It's time to let this man go.
In this Rant, Vigilante goes on a anger spree spouting off about anything that comes to
his mind with the starting phrase of each line being "Why the F*ck?".Let the
tirade begin...
Why the f*ck should men date? - Buying a
porno tape is much cheaper, and you still get to do what you were trying to achieve by
dating.
Why the f*ck girls wear white t-shirts
in the rain? - DUMB BITCHES!!! "Why does everyone keep looking at my chest?".
Gee, I don't know.
Why the f*ck do girls complain about
their weight, than inhale more food than a hoover does dust? - If you're so damn big, why
in God's name would you eat 2 helpings of food, ice cream, and drinks? I'm sorry, the
Oprah Winfrey diet works for only one person.
Why the f*ck do you smoke while you're
pumping gas? - Do I need to even justify this with a reason?
Why the f*ck do girls not wear bras when
its 20 degrees outside? - Unless you want the entire world to know how cold it is, cover
those things up.
Why the f*ck hasn't my ex girlfriend (Elyzabeth
Lenora Marshall) given me back my shit? - I see this girl again, I'm
socking her in her jaw and taking back the shit I have no need for anyway.
Why the f*ck does a girl get naked in
front of you, makes out with you like a mad man, and then tells you that they don't want
sex? - Damn tease...
Why the f*ck do people buy Nelly's
albums as if its real rap? - Its not. Its pop, or rap for the rich white kids.
Why the f*ck are women afraid to
swallow? - It's protein damnit. Take it to the head. We have to gobble up your shit.
Why the f*ck do obese
people continue to pig out? - When I go to Denny's why do the 500lb bastards have 5 plates
in front of them. Let's just add to the lard.
Why the f*ck do girls come to your room
in the middle of the night, pissy drunk and not give up the ass? - What other purpose
would I want a half drunken woman in my room.
Why the f*ck do girls deny you getting
the ass for weeks, then when they finally are willing to have sex with you...its that
special week? - A little blood never hurt nobody.
Why the f*ck do femine hygeine
commercials pop up in the middle of the football game? - "Are you on your
period?"...No the fuck I'm not.
Why the f*ck is the break up line,
"Let's just be friends."? - Why can't we just keep it real. Let's just be bitter
ass associates.
Why the f*ck do people ask why I'm so
pissed? - Cause I'm a angry, bitter, honary, sum um a bitch.
Why the f*ck do ex-girlfriends call you
back after 5 years of not being with their asses still claiming that they love you? - Your
bitch ass has been ran through by more men than a sorority girl during hell week. If I
wanted to put my dick in something that open, I screw a hoola hoop.
Why the f*ck is Freddie Prinze Jr. still
allowed to do films? - Did anyone see "Head over heels", "Summer
Catch", or "Wing Commander"?
Why the f*ck is Jar Jar Binks in Star
Wars Episode 2? - Was "Is ya thinks we gonna die?" not enough...
Why the f*ck aren't there any places for
men to strip at around my campus? - Girls have plenty of ways to make a quick buck...I
want in on the action too.
Why the f*ck is it 50 degrees one day,
and a foot of snow on the ground the next? - God has a real f'd up sense of humor.
Why the f*ck is Gyeah.com not updated as
much as it used to be? - Goc, Vigilante, and Bango Outlaw can only do so much.
Why the f*ck didn't other teams blitz
the Rams? - The Pats do it, and it wins them a damn Super Bowl. Who'd a thunk?
Why the f*ck can people dish out
insults, but bitch about it when it comes back to them? - "Vigilante attemps of
putting me down every time I post are getting old"...can swear there were only 3
women on the Gyeah.com staff. Angel, Jenna, and Stalker. Guess I was proven wrong!
Why the f*ck is that guy on the corner
with the sign saying, "Will work for food." - So will I bitch, that's why I'm
going to work. You should use those brand new Jordan's your're sporting, and do the same.
Why the f*ck do people go to the movie
theatres with no idea of what they want to see? - I can understand if the film you want to
see is sold out, but don't hold up the f'n line asking the poor ticket man what every
movie is about. Thats what moviefone is for trick.
Why the f*ck does Billy Bob Thorton get
to fuck Angelina Jolie in real life, and Halle Berry on screen? - Life just isn't fair.
Why the f*ck is there a sequel to
"Inspector Gadget"? - So there WAS a 1st?
Why the f*ck is Michael Jordan's nuts
always swung upon? - When they are the worst team in the leage, Michael Jordan gets
highligts. When they are a decent team in the east, Mj gets highligts. Jordan will be
dead, and something tells me the announcers will be like "Jordan died tonight, but
let's check out those moves he put on Iverson."
Why the f*ck does the ps2 still not have
online capabilites? - Yep, its coming. Its coming...what, we're #1. HAHAHA, suckers!
You'll have to get the ps3 to get online ability.
Why the f*ck is there spam? - Who
created this, and why?
Why the f*ck was Chyna in playboy twice?
- Was beating a cuttind the dead horse up really necessary? Why can't Lita be in damn
Playboy. Or even silicone valley Stephanie.
Why the f*ck do real album get pushed
back? - Royce 5'9" has been getting shafted left and right (I have this fucker
by the way), but albums like Ludacris and Jay-Z Unplugged are released. I guess those guys
who greenlight "Inspector Gadget 2" have more than one job.
Why the f*ck is the man who declared war
on Afgahnastan such a moron? - Pretzels are the devil.
Why the f*ck am I still writing, and you
still reading? - I'm done, no more. Be gone.
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