1. IN MY POCKET – Have you seen this video? Mandy scares the bejesus out of me in it. She looks like a young, pale Grace Jones...and obviously that's not a good thing. But we're reviewing music, not the damn video...so I guess what I just said is about as important as a high school art class. You're going to use that as much as an iron...which is never. I'm digging the beat, but Jenna isn't nearly as sold. She's the pop icon, so all the track ratings are almost going to be 100% her say. I'm just here to be the typing monkey. Jenna thinks only Alanis should be singing about pockets. What do I think? Word.

Track Rating: $1.25

2. YOU REMIND ME – This needs to be a single, that's all there is to it. The hook is catchier than a STD in Tama. I was even singing it, I'm not for the whole $3 rating, but Jenna loves it and she knows her pop music, so what can ya do?

$3.15

3. SATURATE ME – This title is about as interesting as it gets. Jenna thinks it sounds like Mandy just had a husking problem in her training panties. I'm thinking it sounds more like a freaky deaky porno.  Jenna thinks she's too young to be getting wet (Editor's Note: I think Jenna was wet at that age, hehe. Rumor has it she lost her virginity to the "bubble" at age 9 on the playground...but what do I know), but she does like the tune.

$0.50

4. ONE SIDED LOVE – This is nothing you haven't heard a million times before. But after these 4 songs, I have new found respect for Mandy Whore's singing skills. Realistically this could be a single and would be a hit, I don't doubt that in the least. In Jenna's words "its some ass shaking ish."

$1.75

5. 17 – Well, the age question is answered on this one. I knew Mandy was young, but I thought she was at least legal, once again I was wrong as Shooks in his cigarette selling practices (Editor's Note: Story coming to GYEAH.com soon!). She sings about being young, dreams, love, and responsibilities of a teenager. I couldn't imagine doing all the crap she does at that age. If Mandy actually penned the lyrics, I would be very impressed....but did she? We'll just assume she didn't, hence a little lower score.

$0.50

$0.25

8. IT ONLY TOOK A MINUTE - Throughout this song my genitals were exposed, but only for a minute. Yet again, I blame that on a very uninteresting song. As I type this now, hands are in my pants...wheee. Wait, back to this song. It's about falling in love...who woulda thought? (Sarcasm needs to be noted). But what does Mandy really know about love? She loves having her own MTV show and shaking her goods like a stripper when she's not even street legal. We piss!

$0.25

9. TURN THE CLOCK AROUND – Track 9 already, but I'm still feeling the effects of an hour of Mandy Moore on the stereo. I'm breaking out a Busch Light, let it be known. Blame it on the alchy, or something but this is a good song. It reminds me of when me and Jenna were just going out and my Monday night pilgrimages to her basement. Things don't get much better.

$1.20

10. YO-YO – This beat just doesn't fit the track. The bass is a little too turned up or something, perhaps it's my setup...but I doubt it. I=audiophile, hehe. It's got a nice play on words, but the music just ruins it.

$0.10

11. FROM LOVING YOU - Utter slowness. Sounds way too boring. Mandy Moore slow just isn't doing anything for anyone. She's young...act like it. Get up and dance whore! Just joking.

$0.10

12. SPLIT CHICK – Now this is funky sounding. She's singing about some widely varying subject matter. It's odd, but at least it's original. But it's still somewhat goofy. Mandy isn't expected to be an artist, she's just supposed to sing catchy love songs, we just aren't digging this one.

$0.20

13. WHEN I TALK TO YOU – I woulda ended a CD with something to remember, and this slow one isn't going to want you to hang around for another listen. But Jenna thinks it's "sweet" so it can't be all bad.

$0.25