Q & A:	-Charmel-

Probing Questions:

Q - Why did you get involved with Gyeah.com?

A - Well, that's pretty simple. I started out with Gyeah's e-wrestling aspect and quickly became one of the best on the net at coming up with wrestling related fantasy rants and the sort. Since then, I got bored with the whole aspect of the game and all the crap that came along with it. Throughout the time I've spent on the internet, I've always been partaking in the creation and maintenance of e-zines and the sort, through Gyeah Wrestling's magazine, WBWF magazine, and my personal former wrestler's site, Eric-Sykes.net. Basically, I've always been a writer and this is the best way to get my incessant rantings out to an adoring public.

Q - Why should I care that you're a full blooded Astorian

A - Fool, don't act like you didn't know. If there's anything to be said about Astoria, its that Astoria is the motion picture capitol of the great Northwest. I'm sure you've heard of Goonies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3, Short Circuit, Free Willy and Kindergarten Cop. Well being a resident of one of the most scenic towns in the country, I've been able to amass a film credit in Kindergarten Cop and have met our close personal favorite, Ah-nold. Otherwise, if you go anywhere close to Oregon and ask someone about Astorians, they'll have a hard and fast opinion of our good scandinavian community. We're crazy little square-headed bastards that you should all mark out to.

Q - OK then, who are your personal heroes?

A - That's an easy one. First off, I've gotta give all respect and glory to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Otherwise, I'd have to say that a certian Mr. Jordan (and I'm not talking Vernon) has always been a hero of mine. Otherwise, I look up to actors like Robin Williams and Mel Gibson, along with my musical icon Art Alexakis and of course, my parents and friends.

Q - Just why do you think you're qualified to send out your propeganda to the masses via the internet?

A - That's pretty simple. It's because you know and I know that I'm one in a million. Or at least one in a hundred. The simple fact is that I know that I can do multiple things better than most. Afterall, how often is it that you get to hear the views of someone that knows how to polka and bust a freestyle hillbilly rap equally well? You see, I'm one of the few intellectuals among a white trash community. If there's one thing that I know, it's culture. From playing Beetoven in front of a large audience to knowing how to apply a figure-four leglock, my life has qualified me for many things.

Q - Butter or margerine?

A -You can't honestly trust either cows or scientists. I mean, a cow would kill you as soon as it had the chance, we all know that. And scientists, anyone remember that fat substitute that gave everyone the screaming runs? I rest my case. Edge: Butter.

Q - Exactly who let the dog's out?

A - You know, I'd have to say that my best guess is that Pat Buchanon. He origionally planned to have them roam the boarders as a type of line of defense, but you know how them dogs are, you just can't control them. Get back scruffy, back muffy, get back you flea-infested mongrel!

Q - You sure are long winded, you have any outlets for that?

A - Hey now. Well, I occasionally work with a little game for the Sony Playstation called RPG Maker that allows you to design your own roleplaying game. My current project that remains totally in limbo now is a little game I call "Bonin' Your Mom." If it ever is finished, it will be the most innovative RPG story ever. Otherwise, why the hell do you think I signed up as a contributor to Gyeah? I simply give the people what they want, Eric by the boatload.

Q - So then, what's your love life like?

A - Well, I'd have to say it's a lot like lawn darts. All fun and games until someone gets stuck.

Q - Ok, is there anything you'd like to say in closing ?

A - Yes, I am Destruction Personified....er, wait a second, I guess I'm not anymore. I'd just like to let everyone know that through years of careful planning I have developed an all out internet/chat room degredation project that all comes from within. This is just another step on the ladder to my total and utter reign of terror. Watch the skies, we can see you.