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Q - Why did
you get involved with Gyeah.com?
A - Because if I went on doing just schoolwork I'd go friggin'
nuts. I need to do something that I can swear and not worry about grammar and
bibliographies and run on sentences and sentence fragments and ....
Q
- What does
"Gyeah" mean?
A - You
know... 'gyyyeeaahhh.' MC Eiht, y'know? Gyyyyyeeaaah.
Q - What would you do if you had a goat that could talk?
A - If?
Q - Which do
you hate more? 98 Degrees? Backstreet Boys? N'Sync? Or Blink 182?
A - First of all its, N*Sync -- with a star. Second of all,
Moose loves all of MTV's creations.
Q - How do you
sleep at night?
A - Wishing that the alarm wouldn't go off at 6:00 AM.
Q - What's
your dream job?
A - Getting paid to write.
Q - If you won
the lottery, what would be your first purchase?
A - Depends on what kind of lottery we're talking. If we're
talking 600billion dollar powerball, without question my first purchase would be the
Boston Red Sox. If we're talking like a couple million, I'd just buy a buttload of
land. Like, Rhode Island or something. Or maybe part of Quebec.
Q - What
posters are on your walls?
A - Homer Simpson, SpongeBob Squarepants, and Drew Bledsoe.
Truth is stranger than fiction, don't you think?
Q - Do you
have any tattoos?
A - Yeah right. Then when I get all old, fat, and
wrinkly, my grandkids are gonna be like... "gramps, how come you got a tatoo of an
elephant?" And I'd have to explain that before I got all old and flabby that it
was really a tiger or something. There's nothing I believe in enough to have someone
draw it in ink on my body and have it be impossible to erase.
Q - Anything
you'd like to add?
A - Sure. I love Slush Puppies. Its no gimmick folks.
If they didn't rot the teeth out of my head instantly, I would have one every day
of my life. But now I'm old and stuff, and I have to make sure I have all my teeth
at least until I'm 40.