Q - Why did you get involved with Gyeah.com?

A - Because if I went on doing just schoolwork I'd go friggin' nuts.  I need to do something that I can swear and not worry about grammar and bibliographies and run on sentences and sentence fragments and ....

 Q - What does "Gyeah" mean?

A - You know... 'gyyyeeaahhh.'  MC Eiht, y'know?  Gyyyyyeeaaah.

Q - What would you do if you had a goat that could talk?

A - If? 

Q - Which do you hate more? 98 Degrees? Backstreet Boys? N'Sync? Or Blink 182?

A - First of all its, N*Sync -- with a star.  Second of all, Moose loves all of MTV's creations. 

Q - How do you sleep at night?

A - Wishing that the alarm wouldn't go off at 6:00 AM. 

Q - What's your dream job?

A - Getting paid to write.

Q - If you won the lottery, what would be your first purchase?

A - Depends on what kind of lottery we're talking.  If we're talking 600billion dollar powerball, without question my first purchase would be the Boston Red Sox.  If we're talking like a couple million, I'd just buy a buttload of land.  Like, Rhode Island or something.  Or maybe part of Quebec.

Q - What posters are on your walls?

A - Homer Simpson, SpongeBob Squarepants, and Drew Bledsoe.   Truth is stranger than fiction, don't you think?

Q - Do you have any tattoos?

A - Yeah right.  Then when I get all old, fat,  and wrinkly, my grandkids are gonna be like... "gramps, how come you got a tatoo of an elephant?"  And I'd have to explain that before I got all old and flabby that it was really a tiger or something.  There's nothing I believe in enough to have someone draw it in ink on my body and have it be impossible to erase. 

Q - Anything you'd like to add?

A - Sure.  I love Slush Puppies.  Its no gimmick folks.   If they didn't rot the teeth out of my head instantly, I would have one every day of my life.  But now I'm old and stuff, and I have to make sure I have all my teeth at least until I'm 40.