GLADIATOR

Info: This was hardly a contest, as Russel Crowe and Gladiator crushed the rest of the competition. Gladiator didn't stop there though, it was our biggest winner in total awards and obviously scooped up our top honor. Now can it continue at the real Oscars? We'll find out soon enough.

Runner-Up: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Christian Bale - American Psycho

Info: It's hard to deny that Christian Bale didn't just play Patrick Bateman, HE WAS PATRICK BATEMAN. He put aside his accent and Mary Harron couldn't have found a better actor for her picture. The only question is, why wasn't he nominated for any official awards? We at GYEAH.com husk.

Runner-Up: Russel Crowe - Gladiator

Julia Roberts - Erin Brockovich

Info: Of all the awards, this one stood out as one that was already predetermined. Julia Roberts has made the public, the critics, and now GYEAH.com into her adoring masses. We predict her to repeat this dominance at the Academy Awards...but c'mon...who doesn't?

Runner-Up: Renee Zellwegger - Nurse Betty

Chris Rock - Nurse Betty

Info: If you've seen Nurse Betty, then you know why Chris Rock won this one. Every shot of him on-screen made me laugh out loud. He was addicted to soap operas and scalped someone...how could you not vote for Chris?

Runner-Up: Brad Pitt - Snatch

Gladiator - Maximum vs. Commodus

Info: It's only fitting that the most memorable scene goes to the movie you voted as best of the year. This movie was chock full of memorable scenes, but we nominated this one and you wholeheartedly agreed. But Ben Affleck's rant came in a close second. "I have a ridiculous house." Nuff said.

Runner-Up: Boiler Room - Affleck's Sales Pitch

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos - X-Men

Info: GYEAH.com is full of X-Men fans, so what looked like a surprise win, seemed like a given to us. Mystique's minimal attire and seductive ways obviously won Rebecca this award. Now if only she wasn't married to Uncle Jesse. C'mon!

Runner-Up: Cameron Diaz - Charlie's Angels

SNATCH

Info: Domination, should have been the title of this one. Snatch destroyed the competition with its risqué title. Is it a female body part, or is it a crime caper? Either way, it snatched our award for Best Title. Yeah, we know..that was corny.

Runner-Up: Way of the Gun

GLADIATOR

Info: Yet again, there is little surprise with this one. The trailer that made everyone's mouth water, from teenagers to adults. The entire movie was summed up, without stealing any of its thunder. A great trailer for a great movie.

Runner-Up: Snatch

GLADIATOR

Info: No surprise here, it won Best Picture after all, so it was pretty much guaranteed this award also. But in a surprise to us, Mel Gibson's The Patriot (not to be confused with Steve Segeal's straight to video: The Patriot) kept it a very close race. But as always, Gladiator came out on top.

Runner-Up: The Patriot

FINAL DESTINATION

Info: One of the most intense and original teenager scary movies to come out in years. I haven't enjoyed a "scary" movie this much since the first Scream. And it had a great ending, something most of these teenybopper slashers need to figure out...(cough)...Valentine...(cough)...Urban Legends 2.

Runner-Up: What Lies Beneath

HOLLOW MAN

Info: Most of you down-right loathed this movie, but I know a select few that not just enjoyed but loved Paul Verhoeven's effects filled thriller. It had enough fans to snag the award, but most likely it will be forgotten a year from now. Unlike Verhoeven's other masterpieces: Robocop & Total Recall.

Runner-Up: The Cell

REMEMBER THE TITANS

Info: 2000 was a horrible year for sports movies, there was no Any Given Sundays, no Major Leagues, no nothing. Instead we get crap like Ready to Rumble and The Replacements. In a year of husk, Remember the Titans served as the only respectable sports movie, but remember...that's not saying much.

Runner-Up: Ready to Rumble

WHAT WOMEN WANT

Info: Thankfully my girlfriend didn't drag me to this movie, but for those of you that got conned into attending obvious female movies, this was your favorite. So for you spineless bastards, this award is for you. Haha, just joking, I got dragged to my share of girlyness in 2000.

Runner-Up: Cast Away

ME, MYSELF, AND IRENE

Info: Dead cows in roads, masturbation, husking in yards, trash talking little kids...what more could you want in a comedy? 2000 was a great year for mindless comedy, but the Farrelly boys proved they were still the best, knocking off newcomers like the Wayans Brothers and Tom Green.

Runner-Up: Road Trip

UNBREAKABLE

Info: This year at the box office was pretty damn unoriginal to say the last. It was full of sequels and rehashed TV shows, and 2001 looks like more of the same. But some movies stood out as completely fresh, and Unbreakable was one of those. It was a movie that took its time and told a great story, let's hope it's just a start of things to come, just as M. Night planned.

Runner-Up: Frequency

BOILER ROOM

Info: If you haven't seen Boiler Room you're doing your self a great disservice. Ben Younger's directoral debut is a wild ride and is the closest thing we have to the next Wall Street. Sure it's not on that level, but Vin Diesel and Ben Affleck make this a must see in its own right.

Runner-Up:Romeo Must Die

BATTLEFIELD EARTH

Info: Did we even have to count your votes? This one was as obvious as Louie Anderson's weight problem. I was one of the few who went to this movie in person, and let me tell you it sucked just as hard first hand. Battlefield is the worst movie of the year...possibly EVER.

Runner-Up: Loser

NUTTY PROFESSOR 2-THE KLUMPS

Info: 2000 - the year of unoriginal crap, and The Klumps reign in as kings. It's hard to find anyone who can argue that this movie was original in any way, but I've talked to some who enjoyed it. I was one of those, you can all hate me now!

Runner-Up: Dracula 2000

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

Info: D&D role-playing fans waited years and years for a movie conversion then it comes...and within a month it's forgotten. The inclusion of the always-annoying Marlon Wayans in the cast couldn't have helped that. And without a big star and a big ad budget, this movie was destined to fail..and be forgotten.

Runner-Up: Little Nicky

THE CAST OF BLAIR WITCH 2

Info: Just watch the movie, you'll agree 100%. I refuse to comment any more on this horrible movie, I've already wasted too much of my life on it.

Runner-Up: John Travolta - Battlefield Earth

THE CAST OF BLAIR WITCH 2

Info: Just watch the movie, you'll agree 100%. I refuse to comment any more on this horrible movie, I've already wasted too much of my life on it.

Runner-Up: Madonna - Next Best Thing

John Travolta - Battlefield Earth

Info: No surprise here. Travolta is resurrected from the ashes with Pulp Fiction than slowly begins to piss all his credibility away with crap like this, Lucky Numbers, and Michael. Travolta's last chance to save himself is in this year's Swordfish. With Hugh Jackman around to help, he just might do it.

Runner-Up: Sandra Bullock - 28 Days

X-MEN

Info: One of the most eagerly anticipated movies of 2000, X-Men fans everywhere came out to see this movie in droves. Some thought it was the best possible translation, while others went away with their worst fears lived out in front of them. This movie seemed to be one that fans either loved or hated, and because of that it's found itself as Most Overrated Film of the Year.

Runner-Up: Cast Away

SAVE THE LAST DANCE

Info: Could they make a more teenybopper aimed movie? C'mon it has all the "new" and "hip" music, and a girl star that all girls can look up to..and it's even produced by MTV. In an attempt to make Dirty Dancing 2000, MTV just made the most Anti-GYEAH.com movie imaginable.

Runner-Up: All the Pretty Horses

LORD OF THE RINGS

Info: 2001 looks to be full of huge blockbusters: Tomb Raider, Jurassic Park 3, Mummy Returns, Planet of the Apes. But J.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy is what GYEAH.com wants to see the most. Will it stand up to the hype? With sequels already filmed...it better hope so. As long as it's nothing like Phantom Menace was to Star Wars...we'll be happy.

Runner-Up: Tomb Raider

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